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    Default Anyone here like Ninja's?

    If you do, you should click here.

    Then you go there, you laugh, you split your sides, you get the nurse to repair them, you come back here and report on the funnyness.


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    Bloody Claw strawberryman's Avatar
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    Pirates > Ninjas

    Thanks to Sagensyg for the sig!

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    seppuku was funny.retarded, but funny.
    It looks like the ground had a sex change.

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    ninja's what?

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    Quote Originally Posted by strawberryman
    Pirates > Ninjas
    uh, no?

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    ninjas > ninja's

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    Ninjas are cool, but that website was PATHETIC!!!!!!

    THEYRE NOT CALLED NINJA STARS!!!!! THEYRE SHURIKENS!!!!!!!!
    there's also a name for the swords but I can't remember at the time
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    Ninjutsu is a cool art...and ninjas are likewise cool.

    Anyone who wants to "crap their pants" because ninjas are cool has just lost their mind. That site is good for laughs though.

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    Scar trained. He threw five shuriken at a banana. The banana was stabbed. Scar roweed across the ocean.

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    He made 50 smoke bombs from whale skin which he hunted in the ocean. He organized his smoke bombs on the left port bow.
    Scar then did a spell on the water and made his boat go faster.
    Then he decided to improve his strength by rowing.
    But he got tired and did the spell again.

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    bunny ninja pirates > pirates AND ninjas.
    Making a slow come back since 2008

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Website
    3. The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people.
    xD
    "As the days go by, we face the increasing inevitability that we are alone in a godless,
    uninhabited, hostile and meaningless universe. Still, you've got to laugh, haven't you?"

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    >>> Funny site..
    >> The black orb glitters ominously... but nothing happens..

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    I like this:

    Quote Originally Posted by www.realultimatepower.net
    I heard that there was this ninja who was eating at a diner. And when some dude dropped a spoon the ninja killed the whole town. My friend Mark said that he saw a ninja totally uppercut some kid just because the kid opened a window.
    WICKED-AWESOME SIG.

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    Quote Originally Posted by xtreme112
    Ninjas are cool, but that website was PATHETIC!!!!!!

    THEYRE NOT CALLED NINJA STARS!!!!! THEYRE SHURIKENS!!!!!!!!
    there's also a name for the swords but I can't remember at the time
    Shuriken, or shurikenu is the proper plural, I think, rather than "shurikens"
    Also, there isn't actually a specific "ninja sword", since ninja were meant to be stealty and unobstrusive. There's no worse way to stand out than by carrying a sword that's specific to one type of fighter...

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