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    Thats what I like about Family Guy it's just mental kind of stupid humour..The Simpsons is more down to earth humour

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    My all time favorite scene/s in Family Guy was Stewie mocking Brian's novel. So perfectly done.

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    Woman: *walks in* "Are you guys telling jokes?"
    Everyone but Peter: "...*walks away*"
    Peter: "Okay okay okay...why do women have boobs?"
    Woman: ""
    Peter: "So ya got somethin to look at when you're talking to 'em! heheheheheheheheh"
    Woman: ":O.........."
    Peter: "So ya got somethin to look at when you're talking to 'em! heheheheheheheheh"
    Woman: ":O.........."
    Peter: "So ya got somethin to look at when you're talking to 'em! heheheheheheheheh"
    Woman: ":O.........."
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    Young Peter: Why did the dinosaurs go extinct?
    Museum Guard: Because you touch yourself at night.

    Sure, it's been played to death now, but the first time hearing that was a good 3 to 5 minutes of laughter.

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    haha,I remember the throw up game.Its so wonderfully stupid.

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    Interviewer: Where do you see yourself in five years?
    Peter: (Don't say 'doin' your wife', don't say 'doin' your wife', don't say 'doin' your wife') Doin' your... son?
    Interviewer: (minus the hand gesture)

    Police: Hold it! Aren't you a little old to be drinking illegally?
    Peter: Uh, uhm... Lois, look over there! (to policemen: ) Run!
    *police run away*

    Peter: And that's when Clarence Thomas forced me into his chambers and showed me lewd pictures.
    Judge: Mr. Griffin, we have indisputable evidence that not only have you never been in the same room as Clarence Thomas, you've never been in the same state. How do you respond to that?
    Peter: Baba-booie! Baba-booie! Baba-booie! Howard Stern's penis! Baba-booie!


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    The chicken fight.. hands down the best family guy ever.

    Also the one where:

    Peter: Stay calm! no body panic! I read somthing about this in a book once!
    Brian: Woa peter! are you sure it was a book? Are you sure it was'n't NOTHING!?
    Peter: Oh yeah (sits down)

    Sorry the script might be a little off, but the idea is there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bipper
    The chicken fight.. hands down the best family guy ever.

    Also the one where:

    Peter: Stay calm! no body panic! I read somthing about this in a book once!
    Brian: Woa peter! are you sure it was a book? Are you sure it was'n't NOTHING!?
    Peter: Oh yeah (sits down)

    Sorry the script might be a little off, but the idea is there.

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    Brian didn't say "Whoa Peter", the whole situation was pretty dry. That's pretty much the script, though.


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    This just appeals to my immature nature.

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    Woman: (to peter) I havent seen you around here before. Whats your name?
    Peter: (knowing he cant give his real name out, he tries to think of a new name. He sees a woman eating peas.
    Peter:Pea
    Peter: (he sees another person crying) Tear
    Peter: (he sees a flying griffin in the room) Griifin
    Peter: Yeah, Peatear Griffin, aw crap!

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