Dennis Miller: I don't want to go off on a rant here, but America's foreign policy makes about as much sense as Beowulf having sex with Robert Fulton at the first battle of Antetum. I mean, when a neo-conservative defenestrates, it's like Raskalnakov filibuster dioxymonohydrostinate.
Peter: The hell does rant mean?

Hitler's voice: Today on Hitler, we are talking with Hollywood hunk Christian Slater!
Hitler: So tell me, Mr. Slater, in your new movie... we get to see your butt?
Slater: Uh, heh, yes, yes you do.
Hitler: Can-can we see it right now?
Staler: Welllll... heh, okay Hitler.
Hitler: OH MY GOD HE'S GOING TO DO IT!

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