PuPu stole Seifer's underwear and....
PuPu stole Seifer's underwear and....
teleported it to his "cow-Spaceship".
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Final Fantasy VIII-2
(the dada version)
Part One: A New Beginning
The next morning Rinoa and Squall went to the bridge. And then Squall said "Rinoa I love you very much, I would do anything for you, if you took your pants off right now. Then I would iron them. Ok?" Rinoa tore off her pants, but just then Zell came! "WHOA!" Zell shouted, covering his girlfriends` eyes so that he could watch squall and his Ironer Magic go to work. But then Squall ate a hot dog from Zell and when he was finished with it he continued ironing Rinoas x-boyfriends face to the ground and when he was done Zell knocked out Squall for he took off irvine's hat.
Headmaster Cid went to the massacre at the bridge. He did not know that galbadia planed all this. Biggs n Wedge got powned by selphie and Quistis who used Shockwave Pulsar. Quistis stole squall's best friend's. Squall (still not finished wit the pants) throws the Ironer at Bigg's and Wedge's dead bodies. Rinoa storms away frustrated because she loved wedge since she gave him a "present" on. It was a pleasant present. Wedge really enjoyed it. However, he wanted it from Quistis. So naturally Biggs was jealous. Because he wants the present.
Thats when Ultimecia stepped in. She wanted the present only! Seifer took the present and gave it to Edea who showed it to squall who ate it all. Zell was shocked, because he didn't know how s</>exy Squall really was!
The next morning Rinoa realized her pants werent ironed! Squall had also left Galbadia to find doctor odine for a drug to cure impotent cheese. odine gave sqall the medicine which he applied to Angelo's interneurons over the back.
Part Two: The Battle of Balamb
Back in Balamb Garden Irvine searches for his hat. Then finds it down the hole in the magical lamp so he rubbed it, then it spit in his face. Irvine took out his shotgun and started licking it before it blew up his tongue and he started looking at his newly found spoon that he named Larry. Larry started to rust and rot before Irvine threw away his hat and killed Larry. So he started to giggle and eventually was killed by Seifer.
Seifer took Irvine's hat to PuPu which he ate it Then the Pupu was beamed up by Balamb Garden. Then Squall saw it from Esthar Squall jumped onto a chocobo and proposed to the chocobo. The choco said no and Squall took out his gunblade but got slapped to Balamb! There he tried looking for PuPu.
He found Pupu peeping at Rinoa, practicing Tai-Quan-Do. PuPu went into a frenzy when it saw Quistis come. Quistis took out her whip and whiped Rinoa silly. PuPu started to feel something. PuPu took a chopper out. Squall jumped out from behind! PuPu used his chopper to help Squall out defend Rinoa. Quistis started to cry when PuPu bit her leg off! and rip off her hands. Suddenly, Zell came with "Zombie-Irvine" and ate Quistis' leg and Rinoa just couldnt handle it! So rinoa decided to squirt. She started dancing with her "newly found" squirt called Kookookachoo. PuPu got jealous and used Quistis` arm to smash Rinoa! (a battle commenced..)
Rinoa called her dog out. And Angelo used Invincilble Moon! Quistis grabbed Angelo and tear her apart making Rinoa cry. PuPu poured kerosene on Quistis causing her to use ShockwavePulsar! Rinoa used Angel wing to defend Squall and Zell but "Zombie-Irvine" was hit and vaporized. Seifer came and cried at his teddy bear which was also eaten by the PuPu. Seifer looked at PuPu and said "Im going kill you!" PuPu stole Seifer's underwear and teleported it to his "cow-Spaceship".
This is very violent and funny at the same time. Deffinitly not going to get a "G" rating...
Last edited by *__*); 10-22-2005 at 08:41 PM.
Just something to add.
Quistis currently lost a leg and an arm
Irvine was vaporized.
EDIT: And Angelo got tore apart.
The others is still in one piece.....currently :kaoyatta:
lol
like i said we re wasted...:haha:
Quistis is nearly dead, Angelo is in pieces and, Irvine has been wiped off the face of Gaia...
Seifer lost his undies. Rinoas sad. Squalls fightimng for her. Zells watching. Seifer wants to kill PuPu. PuPu is a pervert. And the rest are floating around somewhere...
Let's move on...
Seifer kidnapped Laguna to threaten....
PuPu to give back his
underwear. But PuPu refused and....
Seifer announced Galbadia to attack!
Laguna took the chance to.....
steal Seifers undies and run!!!
The Galbadians teased Seifer...
about his Power Ranger undies!
untill he couldn't take it...
EDIT: Argh damn it beat me to it.... so=
Seifer got so mad he...
Yep, yep, * White Aeris * is back : D♥ ♥ Beautiful Signature by Polaris ♥ ♥♥ ♥ Thank you muchly for not one, but two signatures ~<3
He spontaniously combusted into particles.
it still works
keep ur old one if u like
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