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    Default The Walker Texas Ranger movie.

    So who saw it?? That was pure class. Cheese in it's purest form. The story was incredibly ridiculous and cliched, and the action was just terrible. I had to laugh when the Koreans were dodging bullets with their crazy flips!

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    I only saw the end of trailer for it and saw "The Walker Texas Ranger...MOVIE!!!" when I completly banned the channel showing it.

    I basically stopped watching anything Chuck Norris related (minus Dodgeball) after seeing a episode in which him and his partner did a running jump kick and litterly 8 guys armed with semi automatics all fell to the ground, but the little girl hostage they had just walked off as if nothing happened and completly avoided the force of 2 guys kicking. Proceeded by the guys taking on Chuck Norris and his partner one at a time and completly ignoring thier guns which are RIGHT BY THIER FRICKIN' FEET!!!

    Hmmm but flipping to dodge bullets, I'll have to try that one out!

    But ya if I want cheezy martial art's I'll go and watch the master Bruce Lee at work man! WAH-CHOOOOO!!!!
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    They made a Walker Texas Ranger movie... Just what the smurf is wrong with this world?
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    Walker Texas Ranger RUUUUULES! Out here in Chicago they cut the last 10 minutes from the movie to tell people that the sox had just won and are going to the world series. I heard a lot of people were pissed about it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Autumn Rain
    They made a Walker Texas Ranger movie... Just what the smurf is wrong with this world?
    Probably because this is the best martial arts training money can buy

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    I like the part when he did DDT(dummy) to neck breaker(dummy) to flip over x100000000000000 into a branch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Meat Puppet
    I like the part when he did DDT(dummy) to neck breaker(dummy) to flip over x100000000000000 into a branch.

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    I'm asking for it for Christmas.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Autumn Rain
    They made a Walker Texas Ranger movie... Just what the smurf is wrong with this world?
    Dude. Walker Texas Ranger is pure unadulterated comedy gold.

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    I haven't watched Conan in a while. Someone's going to have to fill me in.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Miriel
    Dude. Walker Texas Ranger is pure unadulterated comedy gold.
    Er.. No. There's "So bad it's hilarious" and then there is just awful. Walker Texas Ranger falls under the latter.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Meat Puppet
    I like the part when he did DDT(dummy) to neck breaker(dummy) to flip over x100000000000000 into a branch.
    That was awesome and totally doable in real life.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Autumn Rain
    Er.. No. There's "So bad it's hilarious" and then there is just awful. Walker Texas Ranger falls under the latter.
    C'mon. Have you never seen Conan and the Walker Texas Ranger Lever? Funny stuff, man. The third clip Conan shows made me laugh out loud. I don't know what that says about me as a person.

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    The Walker lever is just pure awesomeness, especially later when you does BOTH the Walker lever AND the Beverly Hills Cop theme song button! It was crazy man! CA-RAY-ZAY!
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