I was going to bed one night and it got really cold I thought it was just the heating screwing around so I opened the door to my bedroom and there was this guy standing there staring at me and he had no eyes and he said lol and I replied roffle and then he pulled out this pack of alien cards and we played alien poker which involves poking people with pokers that were the very pokey type and they were very hot and he poked the pokey poker in my face and burnt my eyes out he said that I was now one of them so he rolled me over and we had rough sex before he said he must leave so he gave me new eyes from his secret pocket in his penis and I put them in and when I could see he had jumped out of the window and left in his spaceship and then I died