"Gay" characters ...

[KoShiatar]

So what hurt Cloud? I'm not pushing towards the sexual interpretation, but I always found that line kinda weird...

[Angelic Rikku]

Seriously, no sex takes place in either scene. I've been through both of them and any such events are purely a work of your overactive imagination. My theory would be some sort of displacement issue.

Oh really?? Then what is it that they're referring to? If Mukki was just massaging him or something, why would they use that kind of language? If it was just an "innocent" massage, then why is there even a reason for the Honeybee Inn to be there in the first place? I just think if Square didn't want us to have our minds in the gutter, then they shouldn't have put a whore house in the game, Cloud dressing up as a girl, or that kind of dialogue.

But hey, just my opinion.

[GunbladeMaster]

square is a pervert

[DarkLadyNyara]

So... What about Sephiroth? Leather, oversized sword... make's ya wonder, don't it? And let's not forget his "mommy issues"

[Winter Nights]

Yeah.. I quite often find the males of FF to be just as or more attractive than the females. Not that I have a problem with that.

[Destai]

Oh, you obviously missed out on a whole load of "gay orgy" fun. Next time, choose the "Group Room".

Just for kicks, this is a hilarious recap of the scene by Jeanne, of Videogame Recaps:


Disclaimer: all of the above content belongs to Jeanne of Videogame Recaps (though I did tinker with it a little). If you want to read more, you can go to this page: http://www.videogamerecaps.com/recap...ecap=15&page=2

I've highlighted the parts I'd like the detractors to explain to me. Especially Cloud's line "It hurts...." Doesn't seem very ambiguous to me....

Oh, and this is a link to a thread on Advent Children.forums where this topic was discussed specifically: http://forums.adventchildren.net/showthread.php?t=39434 You should read it, man. Pretty, er, interesting.

Still don't believe me? Here's a very disturbing screencap that shows that Cloud had his back to Mukki and the 9 other guys (who, like cloud, were all naked, btw): http://pics.livejournal.com/jen0va99/pic/0000g6pw Mukki is directly behind him and Cloud's hands are even gripping the side of the tub. Vomit now.

To be fair, you'd have to be Future Esthar to misinterprete that.

[Winter Nights]

To be fair, you'd have to be Future Esthar to misinterprete that.

Indeed. I had to wash my eyes out after that.

[DJZen]

Wow, you guys are totally seeing gay sex happen when it doesn't. Should we chalk this up to wishful thinking?

Okay, first off, the group room. Cloud definitely gets a sense of what goes on in this room and, being the complete closetted homosexual that he is, can't handle it and turns his back on all the large, muscular men sitting in the tub with him. Naturally they give up after they realize Cloud is just a PT. As far as what was hurting, well, he was in a small tub with 10 large men. There were tons of clipping errors during that scene. You might be a little uncomfortable too if someone's arm was going through your face.

Second, the #(^*&$#%^*^$* room. There was definitely nothing going on there, Cloud and Mukki were both still clothed.

No offense, but I definitely think you guys are projecting. Doing what you suggest Mukki had been doing to Cloud is not a simple in & out affair, it takes quite a bit of time and effort to prepare. I'd get banned if I went into detail, but let's just say there's no way Mukki could have done that without Cloud having a reaction along the lines of "WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU TRYING TO DO?!" or "herk! no, I'm okay, really..."

[Winter Nights]

Umm.. If done right, you shouldn't get any of those reactions. And what preperation?? o___O

And no one said anything happened in the other room. Cloud tripped out, fainted, and Mukki beat him until he woke up.

[TurkSlayer]

DJZen, do lines like "Bubby! You're the intimate type, huh!!" and "Wow!! Would ya look at that!" mean nothing to you? Those alone suggest something had happened. And why would the camera pull away if there was nothing going on?

[KoShiatar]

I found on the Adventchildren.net forum this chart.
As you can see, it's partially translated and ut says Jesse's got a crush on Cloud. Wait, I thought Jesse was a boy?!

[GunbladeMaster]

ah
its so confusing
whos who

[Shiny]

I often wonder why Zell has such an infatuation with hot dogs.

:chuckle: OMG. That's the funniest thing I've heard all day...sort of.

[Winter Nights]

I found on the Adventchildren.net forum this chart.
As you can see, it's partially translated and ut says Jesse's got a crush on Cloud. Wait, I thought Jesse was a boy?!

. . . .

Jessie is a girl.

[TurkSlayer]

I found on the Adventchildren.net forum this chart.
As you can see, it's partially translated and ut says Jesse's got a crush on Cloud. Wait, I thought Jesse was a boy?!

Yeah, seriously, that was girl. How did you think that was a guy?