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    boris, I call bull[img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img] on your story, because if that actually happened your
    friends are the most dispicable human beings on the face of the earth.

    Also, thank you for the offer Psych but I already contacted Pat Robertson
    and he said that all I needed to do was kill some Venezuelan dude. When
    I fired the rifle my blister suddenly popped and all kinds of ooze (Pat called
    this the devil's semen) came out. Of course Pat sucked the ooze out and
    swallowed it so that the devil's evil seed would be locked inside his holy
    stomach for all eternity. But thanks anyway.

    .opt

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    Pop your blisters, its fun i do it all the time

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    Heat up a needle...
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    uninhabited, hostile and meaningless universe. Still, you've got to laugh, haven't you?"

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    no it isnt

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    blisters hurt all the time after they pop.

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    dont think about it and do something else

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    Even better, pop it and then turn away and think about, and do something else

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    Quote Originally Posted by Optium
    boris, I call bull[img]/x</>xx.gif[/img][img]/x</>xx.gif[/img][img]/x</>xx.gif[/img][img]/x</>xx.gif[/img] on your story, because if that actually happened your
    friends are the most dispicable human beings on the face of the earth.

    Also, thank you for the offer Psych but I already contacted Pat Robertson
    and he said that all I needed to do was kill some Venezuelan dude. When
    I fired the rifle my blister suddenly popped and all kinds of ooze (Pat called
    this the devil's semen) came out. Of course Pat sucked the ooze out and
    swallowed it so that the devil's evil seed would be locked inside his holy
    stomach for all eternity. But thanks anyway.

    .opt
    serious to god, it happened ^__^
    this friend also dro[pped a BIG brick on his foot and pretty much killed his toe. then he ripped out his toenail with plyers, whilst being filmed. then whilst in the pub afterwards he took it out and passed it about. and then he ate it
    chubbzilla was there at the time so he can back me up!!
    oh and another friend filmed himself peeing xDDDDD
    i really do have wierd friends xD

    Trust No one

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    Ewww to all of this.

    Many thanks Christmas!
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    Quote Originally Posted by boris no no
    serious to god, it happened ^ ^
    this friend also dro[pped a BIG brick on his foot and pretty much killed his toe. then he ripped out his toenail with plyers, whilst being filmed. then whilst in the pub afterwards he took it out and passed it about. and then he ate it
    chubbzilla was there at the time so he can back me up!!
    oh and another friend filmed himself peeing xDDDDD
    i really do have weird friends xD
    *protects toenails* EeeewEEwwweEWQQ ><

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    Quote Originally Posted by v.e.n.o.m.
    Pop your blisters, its fun i do it all the time
    In Soviet Russia, blister pop you!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Destai
    *protects toenails* EeeewEEwwweEWQQ ><
    xD
    you didnt see the film of it :s
    and i was having a really nice drink ;[

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    This is just sick.


    I get toe infections alot usually I pick my toenails way too short but they are better than ingrown toenails.

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    I got my nipple pierced the other day....but no infection as yet....if I do, I'll be sure to post it....>_<

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