I don't own a TV, thus I have already won! haha!Originally Posted by tsukasa
I don't own a TV, thus I have already won! haha!
One that said Bloody Mary would kill me at 9 if I didn't send the letter to 10 people. xD
By TV he meant transvestite, and let's be honest, you own a fair few of those, don't you?I don't own a TV, thus I have already won! haha!
I can't remember the exact wording, but it was something along the lines of a dead foetus child that was up for stem-cell research, if you didn't sent x many emails it would come and haunt you for seven days and then kill you. Sounds a bit Ringy to me. It's be about 467 days since I recieved and refused to pass on that email.
There is no signature here. Move along.
well i can tell if its a chain mail if i see an FW on a message title i havent sent to i usually deleted it before i actually see it
[Life is Eternity in a nutshell]
Oh drat. How did you know?
(SPOILER)No. :rolleyes2
My aunt sends me those all the time, especially the stupid sappy ones about some kid with no arms, legs or nostrils who needs prayers or what-the-fork-ever.
I have died many times as of yet, I've had bad luck forever, and I will never find true love.Oh yes, and I'm going to have to pay for my MSN Messenger and my Hotmail account.
Man, took me like 30 seconds to post here because my kids were buggin me. Damn it! I dun wanna die a vergin!
The best chain letter that I got was from my sister, It said that if i did not forward it to 40 people, that a virus would take over my computer. -_-
Biipper
I started to report them as spam even if it was from a friend... Needless to say I stopped getting them .....
The best I ever got said that if I didn't forward to everyone in my address book, someone would kidnap my children...
I owned some transvestites on Counter Strike
there was a picture here
This is no joke. It works (from experience).
> >
>DO NOT just delete this. DO WHAT IT SAYS!!!! FOR YOUR OWN LOVE LIFE'S SAKE!!!
Read this now or forever hold your peace.
> >This is not just your ordinary chain letter. Every person you send it to, brings you more good luck.
> >If you send it to no one, it will cause someone you like to hate you.
> >If you send it to 1 person, your next relationship will have lots of fun times.
> >If you send it to 2 people, you will get a secret admirer.
> >If you send it to 3 people, you'll get a date for the next school dance.
If you send it to 4 people, you'll meet the person of your dreams.
> >If you send it to 5 people, the guy or girl you met of your dreams will ask for your phone number.
> >If you send it to 8 people, your next relationship will be everlasting.
> > >If you send it to 13 people, your boyfriend or girlfriend, will become totally faithful to you. > > >If you send it to 15 people, the person you have been crushing on for a very >long time, will ask you out. > >If you send it to 18 ! people, your date for the next dance will ask you >out. > >If you send it to 20 people, you'll make out with your crush at a party.. > >If it can do that much sending it to 20 people, imagine what it will do if >you send it to more. > >The consequences: > >If you do not send this letter to anybody, your life will be a living
hell. >You have 5 days to send this letter to at least 1 person. You ca n send this >to as many people as you want to. I am warning you...do not just delete this >letter. It is a new chain letter and we would like it to >get sent around as quick as possible. I refused to send it to many people >when I first made it in June of 1995, because I didn't believe it would >work. I sent it to 38 people, then I got the best boyfriend that I could >ever have.
some whacko sent me that on MSN.
LET THE HAMMER FALL
>>> >> Read Alone.....
>>> >>
>>> >> Especially the Poem
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>>> >>
>>> >>
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>>> >> I believe whatever G od has in store for
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>>> >> us will be for us.
>>> >>
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>>> >> The poem is very true, unfortunately.
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>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
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>>> >> Make sure you read the poem!
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>>> >>
>>> >>
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>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >> CASE 1: Kelly Sedey had one wish,
>>> >>
>>> >> for her boyfriend of three years,
>>> >>
>>> >> & nbsp; David Marsden, to propose to her.
>>> >>
>>> >> Then one day when she was out
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >> to lunch David proposed!
>>> >>
>>> >> She accepted, but then had to leave >>> >>
>>> >> because she had a meeting in 20 min.
>>> >>
>>> >> When she got to her office,
>>> >>
>>> >> she noticed on her computer she had some e-mail's.
>>> >>
>>> >> She checked it, the usual stuff
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >&g t;
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >> from her friends, but then she saw one
>>> >>
>>> >> that she had never gotten before.
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >> It was this poem. She simply deleted it
>>> >>
>>> >> &nb sp; without even reading all of it.
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >> BIG MISTAKE! Later that evening,
>>> >>
>>> >> she received a phone call from the police
>>> >>
>>> >> It was about DAVID! He had been in an accident
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
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>>> >> with an 18 wheeler. He didn't survive!
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >> CASE 2: Take Katie Robinson She received this poem
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>>> >> &nb sp; and being the believer that she was
>>> >>
>>> >> she sent it to a few of her friends but
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >> didn't have enough e-mail addresses to send out
>>> >>
>>> >> the full 10 that you must.
>>> >>
>>> >> &nbs p; Three days later, Katie went to a masquerade ball.
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >> Later that night when she left to get to her car,
>>> >>
>>> >> she was killed in that spot by a
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
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>>> >>
>>> >>
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>>> >> hit-and-run drunk driver.
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >> CASE 3: Richard S. Willis sent this poem out
>>> >>
>>> >> within 45 minutes of reading it.
>>> >>
>>> >> Not even 4 hours later walking along the street
>>> >>
>>> >> to his new job interview with a really big company,
>>> >>
>>> >> when he ran into Cynthia Bell,
>>> >>
>>> >> his secret love for 5 years. Cynthia came up to him
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >> and told him of her passionate crush on him< BR> >>> >>
>>> >> that she had had for 2 years.
>>> >>
>>> >> Three days later, he proposed to her and they got married.
>>> >>
>>> >> Cynthia and Richard are still married
>>> >>
>>> >> with three children, happy as ever!
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >> This is the poem:
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >> Around the corner I have a friend,
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>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
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>>> >>
; >>> >> In this great city that has no end,
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
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>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >> Yet the days go by and weeks rush on,
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
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>>> >>
>>> >> & nbsp; And before I know it, a year is gone.
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >> And I never see my old friends face,
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >> For life is a swift and terrible race,
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >> He knows I like him just as well,
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >> As in the days when I rang his bell.
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>>> >>
>>> >>
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>> ;> >>
>>> >>
>>> >> And he rang mine but we were younger then,
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >> And now we are busy, tired men.
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >> ; Tired of playing a foolish game,
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
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>>> >> Tired of trying to make a name.
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
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>>> >>
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>>> >> "Tomorrow" I say! "I will call on Jim
& gt;>> >>
>>> >>
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>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
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>>> >> Just to show that I'm thinking of him."
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>>> >>
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>>> >>
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>>> >> But tomorrow comes and tomorrow goes,
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>> ;> >>
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>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >> And distance between us grows and grows.
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>>> >>
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>>> >>
>>> >>
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>>> >>
>>> >> Around the corner, yet miles away,
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>>> >>
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>>& gt; >> "Here's a telegram sir," "Jim died today."
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
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>>> >>
>>> >> And that's what we get and deserve in the end.
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>>> >>
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>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >> Around the corner, a vanished f riend.
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>>> >>
>>> >> Remember to always say what you mean.
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>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >> If you love someone, tell them.
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>>> >>
>& gt;> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >> Don't be afraid to express yourself.
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>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >> Reach out and tell someone what they mean to you.
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& nbsp; >>> >> Because when you decide that it is the right time it might
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>>> >> be too late.
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>>> >>
>>> >>
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>>> >>
>>> >> ; Seize the day. Never have regrets.
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>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >> And most importantly, stay close to your friends
>>> >>
>>> >> and family, for they have helped
>>> >>
>>> >> make you the person that you are today.
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>& gt;> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >> You must send this on in 3 hours after reading the letter
>>> >>
>>> >> to 10 other people.
>>> >>
>>> >> If you do this, you will receive unbelievably good luck in love.
>>> >>
>>> >> The person that you are most attracted to will soon return to you.
>>> >>
>>> >> If you do not, bad luck will rear its ugly head at you.
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >> THIS IS NOT A JOKE!
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >> You have read the warnings, seen the cases,
>>> >>
>>> >> and the consequences.
>>> >>
>>> >> You MUST send this on or face dreadfully bad luck.
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >> *NOTE*
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>>> >> the more people that you send this to, the better
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>>> >> luck you will have.
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >> SMILE, even through your tears!!!!!
Well, in any case, by now, I should have 4 lifetimes of bad luck, a third nipple growing out of my forehead, dead numerous times over, and paying for MSN and Hotmail 18 times over. Hmph....
Many thanks Christmas!
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