Post the most ridiculous chain letters you have seen.
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Post the most ridiculous chain letters you have seen.
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I don't get chain letters; my e-mail filters are really nice about that.
If you make me do this, your penis will fall off.
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send this message to 10 people, and you will get a fortune cookie will apear on your screen, click it to find out who your true love is, it worked for me!
What a found stupid about this is:
1-how can a computer know your true love
2-how could the person say "it worked for me" when the action the email is desscribing doesn't take place untill AFTER you send it?
it makes about as much sense as a chicken playing the flute on the beach.
there's no I in team, but there is in pie, as in meat pie, and meat is an anogram of team
One I recieved recently:
>>> >>>> > >>Dear Diary, They told me that I was the ugliest thing they'd
>>> >>>>ever
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>seen, and i started to
>>> >>>>cry.
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>I went home and Jake called me.
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>I thought the day would
>>> >>>> >get
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>better.
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>But he told me that long
>>> >>>> > >>distance relationships dont work out.
>>> >>>> >
>>> >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
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>>> >>>> > >>
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>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>He lived in California, and I moved to
>>>Michigan.
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>Then I
>>> >>>>told him I loved him and that I missed him.
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>He told me that the only reason he ever went out with me was
>>> >>>> > >>because
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>I was a joke, and he was dared to.
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>Then he dumped me.
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>We were
>>> >>>> >going out for two and a half years!
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>November 9,1999
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>Today got a little better.
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>I miss jake so
>>>much you
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>dont even know
>>> >>>> > >>diary!!!!
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
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>>> >>>> > >>
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>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> >
>>> >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>But he even changed his number so I wouldn't call him.
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>But the most hottest guy at school asked me to the dance!
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>And those prissy girls that said im ugly let me hang out
>>> >>>>with them
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>at lunch
>>> >>>> >today.
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>It was cool!!
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>November
>>>10,1999
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>I'm crying right now... turns out that hot guy was a jerk at
>>> >>>>the
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>dance he
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>poured his punch on me, and those girls ripped my dress
>>> >>>> > >>and
>>> >>>> >
>>> >>>> >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
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>>> >>
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>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> >everyone
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>started
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>laughing.
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>Then my grandma told me today that mom and dad got in a
>>>
>>> >>>>little car
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>accident
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>today at work.
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>They're in critical condition, they might
>>> >>>>die.
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>I can't write anymore.
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>November 11, 1999
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>Todays a saturday... but me and grandma were at the hospital
>>> >>>> > >>all
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> >
>>> >>
>>> >>>> > >>
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>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>night long.
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>Dad died
>>> >>>> >this
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> >
>>> >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>morning.
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>Mom is going to
>>> >>>>live, but she's crippled for her life.
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>I wanna die too. while we were at the hospital grandma found
>>> >>>>out
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>that she had
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>cancer in her stomach.
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>She has to go on chemo-therapy.
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>I cant believe daddy died.
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>I'm crying more then I have my whole life.
>>> >>>> >
>>> >>
>>> >>>> > >>I'm in shock.
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>I cant write...I'm
>>> >>>> >too
>>> >>>> > >>tired.
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
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>>> >>
>>> >>>> > >>
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>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>I need sleep.
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>November
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>12
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>Daddy is not dead!
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>He can't be!
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>Its all a dream.
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>My life is perfect.
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>>
>>> > >>Jake still loves me.
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>I can barely write.
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>I'm crying too much.
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>I wanna
>>> >>>> >die.
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>Take
>>> >>>> > >>me.
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
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>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>Bye...
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>One day later, Lisa was found dead in her basement.
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>She had hung herself
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> >
>>> >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>with a yellow rope.
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>I am her mother.
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>My name is Maranda Gonzalez.
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>The reason I wrote this e-mail to all of you, is because no
>>> >>>>one
>>> >>>> >
>>> >>>> >>else
>>> >>>> >deserves
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>what my daughter had.
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>Please remember that everyone needs love.
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>Everyone needs a hug
>>> >>>> > >>everyday.
>>> >>>>
>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
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>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>No one should be made fun of, or
>>>insulted.
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>No one deserves to die like Lisa did.
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>All of you please dont be the
>>> >>>>popular prissy girls that
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>put
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>other people down to make themselves
>>> >>>> >feel better!
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>Please dont be the awful posessed date for the dance that
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> >
>>> >>
>>> >>>> > >>makes people cry.
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>Now please do me the honor of sending this to as many people
>>> >>>>as you
>>> >>>> > >>can think of.
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>So that
>>> >>>> > >>way everyone will know not to be a jerk.
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
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>>> >>
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>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>Thank you.
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>Everyone who send this will be rewarded with a random act of
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>kindness..
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>this
>>> >>>> >i
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> >
>>> >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>promise you.
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>wAtCh OuT! send send send! but if u want to see wut your
>>> >>>>sendin
>>> >>>> > >>about scroll
>>> >>>> >down
>>> >>>> > >>now!
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
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>>> >>
>>> >>>> >
>>> >>>>
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>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>>>ok aw im out of breath. ok this is the big noos this is a
>>> >>>>murder
>>> >>>> > >>virus u have just been cursed. u will have encounters unless
>>> >>>>u send
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>this.
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>but if u don't a girl will apear at the
>>> >>>>end of ur bed and will go
>>> >>>>
>>> > >>up to u and talk then
>>> >>>> >kill
>>> >>>> > >>u!
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>to go now.
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>sincerily
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>david loed
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>dear composer
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> >
>>> >>pleaz don't send this to me im scared to death i have had
>>> >>>>nitemares
>>> >>>> > >>ever since. awwwwwwww hahaha. ive have had this email a
>>> >>>>month ago
>>> >>>> > >>and the little girl hasn't killed me yet but she has come to
>>> >>>>me
>>> >>>>for
>>> >>>> > >>a month now.
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>yours NOT truly
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>magan steve
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>see
>>> >>>> >there
>>> >>>> >u
>>> >>>> > >>go
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>now
>>> >>>> >
>>> >>
>>> >>>> > >>scroll
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>0 peoples- that girl will
>>> >>>> > >>come
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>2 peoples-she will watch u
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>4 peoples-u will have bad luck for a month
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>10
>>> >>>> >peoples-she will leave u
>>> >>>> > >>
>>>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>alone.
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>14 peoples-u will have good luck.
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>18 peoples- u will have good luck and a secret admirer of ur
>>> >>>> > >>choice.
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>20 peoples- if u want to send this to anymore over 20
>>> >>>>peoples u
>>> >>>> > >>will have extremmly good luck and u will go out for dinner
>>> >>>>with ur
>>> >>>> > >>family in the next week
>>> >>>> >or
>>> >>>> > >>2!
>>
What a pile of [img]/x</userdefined>xx.gif[/img][img]/x</userdefined>xx.gif[/img][img]/x</userdefined>xx.gif[/img][img]/x</userdefined>xx.gif[/img]
there was a picture here
i seriously doubt a crippled, widowed motehr would write:
wAtCh OuT! send send send! but if u want to see wut your
>>> >>>>sendin
>>> >>>> > >>about scroll
>>> >>>> >down
>>> >>>> > >>now!
there's no I in team, but there is in pie, as in meat pie, and meat is an anogram of team
Old Manus "wins at the internet"!
That... was... weird. :O_O:
I always get chain emails from Garnie and Kathryn. That makes me hot.
Old Manus has just won my heart.
I'm going to make a chain letter that states:
Please forward this letter to all your friends. I'm trying to find out how long it takes before a copy of this stupid letter returns to its origin.
PS: I hate chain letters. Don't you?
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I know, its a little contradicting isn't it?
If you have read this you will be murdered by your tv in 7 days.
mold anus wins ^__^
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