Strap myself with explosives, sit on the roof of my job, and call every cop and news station in town. Make sure CNN was on the way, and inform the polic that I had one of those nice "if i release this button... *boom*" triggers, so nobody tried to snipe/tackle me. then get on a bullhorn and alternate between making rants on society, politics, and the general state of the world, and making unreasonalby ridiculous demands (think Airheads). also, announce that if i saw one more maxi pad, tampon, or yeast infection "ovule" treatment commercial on any channel on TV, the entire town goes boom via remote bomb. then i'd probably have sex. just because i could have live, uncensored sex on CNN and nobody could stop me, elsewise, the town goes boom.

Take that, add the final act of blowing up my boss and select coworkers, and add TGIfridays potato skins. that'd pretty much be it. lol