The only trouble now is that i know your beard is fake :mog:
The only trouble now is that i know your beard is fake :mog:
well Santa actually had no image til Coca Cola made it.
LET THE HAMMER FALL
Yeah, thats cus santa is actually a 98 year old balding midget, but coca cola wanted to make him appear more attractive to the general public
but how can a 98 year old midget be able to deliver presents around the world overnight?
what about people with no chimneys?
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LOL HI ST. NICOLAS MAH DOGG!!!!!Originally Posted by Shoden
PS: Psycho-Cola > Coca-Cola.
by magicOriginally Posted by Shoden
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XD, what does your psycho cola taste like?
I hope there's no under 10's on EOFF or I've messed them up.
how can a 98 year old banger use magic?
how the hell can he be fit enough to get outside in one piece, survive winters and stuff.
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You're a god damn liarOriginally Posted by Shoden
He looked the same but his clother were mainly green.well Santa actually had no image til Coca Cola made it.
i didnt say he was a banger, i said he was a midget :rolleyes2Originally Posted by Shoden
he is fit, because he drinks psycho-cola, the real thing![]()
he wasn't extremely obese, his costume had alot more fur, It comes from Greece I think.
santa is an incarnation of the spirit of Christmas, you don't have to know he's real to celebrate christmas, in a way Santa is a human incarnation of christmas if you think about it.
The story of him checking little kid's behaviour, delivering presents and coal is the B/s.
Strange eh?
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I get the feeling this is all news to you.
I never believed in him.
You poor deprived little boy.Originally Posted by Chris
Elf! *points and laughs*hes my dad
awww, ChrisOriginally Posted by Chris
you made me feel sad now
*goes to get a bucket*