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    The only trouble now is that i know your beard is fake :mog:

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    well Santa actually had no image til Coca Cola made it.

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    Yeah, thats cus santa is actually a 98 year old balding midget, but coca cola wanted to make him appear more attractive to the general public

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    but how can a 98 year old midget be able to deliver presents around the world overnight?


    what about people with no chimneys?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shoden
    well Santa actually had no image til Coca Cola made it.
    LOL HI ST. NICOLAS MAH DOGG!!!!!

    PS: Psycho-Cola > Coca-Cola.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shoden
    but how can a 98 year old midget be able to deliver presents around the world overnight?


    what about people with no chimneys?
    by magic

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    XD, what does your psycho cola taste like?


    I hope there's no under 10's on EOFF or I've messed them up.


    how can a 98 year old banger use magic?

    how the hell can he be fit enough to get outside in one piece, survive winters and stuff.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shoden
    Tis a myth to get children to go to sleep on Xmas eve.
    You're a god damn liar
    well Santa actually had no image til Coca Cola made it.
    He looked the same but his clother were mainly green.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shoden
    how can a 98 year old banger use magic?

    how the hell can he be fit enough to get outside in one piece, survive winters and stuff.
    i didnt say he was a banger, i said he was a midget :rolleyes2
    he is fit, because he drinks psycho-cola, the real thing

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    he wasn't extremely obese, his costume had alot more fur, It comes from Greece I think.


    santa is an incarnation of the spirit of Christmas, you don't have to know he's real to celebrate christmas, in a way Santa is a human incarnation of christmas if you think about it.


    The story of him checking little kid's behaviour, delivering presents and coal is the B/s.

    Strange eh?

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    I get the feeling this is all news to you.

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    I never believed in him.



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    hes my dad

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chris
    I never believed in him.
    You poor deprived little boy.
    hes my dad
    Elf! *points and laughs*

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chris
    I never believed in him.
    awww, Chris
    you made me feel sad now


    *goes to get a bucket*

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