Waynes world

[Del Murder]

The only SNL skit to ever make a good movie. They are excellent.

EDIT: Besides Blues Bros.

[Swordicanus]

Ms Hornae-"Garth would you like to have dinner some night?"
Garth-"I like to have dinner every night"

Ms Hornae-"TAKE ME GARTH"
Garth-"Where.....I'm low on gas and you need a coat"

[Calliope]

Nice save there, Del.

[Venom]

ms.hornae: "Garth, i'll be frank with you."
Garth: "can i still be garth?"

[bipper]

Lol, quotes! My favoire its

Benjamin: Wayne! Listen, we need to have a talk about Vanderhoff. The fact is he's the sponsor and you signed a contract guaranteeing him certain concessions, one of them being a spot on the show.
Wayne Campbell: [holding a Pizza Hut box] Well that's where I see things just a little differently. Contract or no, I will not bow to any sponsor.
Benjamin: I'm sorry you feel that way, but basically it's the nature of the beast.
Wayne Campbell: [holding a bag of Doritos] Maybe I'm wrong on this one, but for me, the beast doesn't include selling out. Garth, you know what I'm talking about, right?
Garth Algar: [wearing Reebok wardrobe] It's like people only do these things because they can get paid. And that's just really sad.
Wayne Campbell: I can't talk about it anymore; it's giving me a headache.
Garth Algar: Here, take two of these!
[Dumps two Nuprin pills into Wayne's hand]
Wayne Campbell: Ah, Nuprin. Little. Yellow. Different.
Benjamin: Look, you can stay here in the big leagues and play by the rules, or you can go back to the farm club in Aurora. It's your choice.
Wayne Campbell: [holding a can of Pepsi] Yes, and it's the choice of a new generation.

Also, as far as The donut shop manager, Gooey was right - he even outshone garth... mabey:

Mikita's Manager, Glen: Did you know that if you kill a man in the dead of winter you can see steam rising out of him? The Indians though it was your soul escaping.

AND, my favorite:

Mikita's Manager, Glen: Anything wrong, Davy?
Davy: Yeah, I got paid today.
Mikita's Manager, Glen: Yeah, I know what that's like.
Davy: No. You don't understand. They laid me off. I got one of these.
Mikita's Manager, Glen: Yeah, I know how that feels.
Davy: Know what I'd like to do?
Mikita's Manager, Glen: Yeah I know what you'd like to do. You'd like to find the guy who did it, rip his still beating heart out of his chest and hold it in front of his face so he can see how black it is before he dies.
Davy: Actually, I was thinking of filing a grievance with the union.
Mikita's Manager, Glen: Well, the world's a twisted place.

Enjoy!

Bipper

[Brian The Pink Shark]

Wayne: here we are picadilly circus
Garth: What a <img src="/xxx.gif"><img src="/xxx.gif"><img src="/xxx.gif"><img src="/xxx.gif">ty circus

[Venom]

Milton: I got no where else to go *sobs*

[Dreddz]

I prefered 1, but loved them both....

[Venom]

Wayne and garth: "we're not worthy, we're not worthy!!!!"
Steven tyler: "get up get up your worthy.

[Shoden]

"Feed my frankenstine"

[Venom]

Does anybody remember the name of the guy who plays Bobbi on waynes world II? the name escapes me.

[CaZ!]

*headbangs*

[Venom]

Im the leprachaun!!!!

[Daryl]

The only SNL skit to ever make a good movie. They are excellent.

EDIT: Besides Blues Bros.

Yeah, pretty much what Del said.

[Venom]

It was that good.