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Thread: Dear Hollywood, Please stop making movies. Love, Eric.

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    Default Dear Hollywood, Please stop making movies. Love, Eric.

    http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0417148/

    I hope they're not serious. Samuel L. Jackson must really need the money.

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    Our Sam's kinda gone off the deep end lately. What with Triple X and The Man, this is just another on his list of rubbish movies. It's like the eighties are repeating themselves. What next, Vin Diesel in some comedy about how he has to look after loads of little children?

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    We had better send SOLID SNAKE IN


    there was a picture here

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    wow,snakes on a plane!! my fave movie! *sarcasm* Never really like samuel l. jackson.

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    ...:laugh:

    That's brilliant. It really is.

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    Snakes lose on a plane? THAT SNAKE. :chuckle:

    SNAKE EATER!



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    Kenan Thompson is in the cast list. That's the guy from Kenan and Kel right?
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    It wont be as good as catwoman. If Hallie Berry doesnt say purrrrrrfect at least once during the movie, its not really a movie

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    Oh man. Oscar material, right here!


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    Most un-original movie name I've ever seen

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    Default SNAKE'S ON A PLANE

    <img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v491/oldmanus/snakesonaplane.png" alt="notice it's a commie plane">


    there was a picture here

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    Quote Originally Posted by Old Manus
    <img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v491/oldmanus/snakesonaplane.png" alt="notice it's a commie plane">
    :<3::<3::<3:


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    There've been dumber things close to the same nature (Anaconda, Deep Blue Sea, Bats, ect.). Atleast this one will be interesting once they start censoring it for things that could possibly refference terrorism or September 11th.
    I like Kung-Fu.

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    I've seen worse. Like Boa vs. Python and Rottweiler. Both were hilarious. Try going to the video store and renting the stupidest looking movie you can find, then watch it with a friend and lets the good times roll.

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