We need a sequel about Squall having unspeakable affairs with students by abusing his position as headmaster. Rinoa is driven mad and befriended a T-Rex from the training centre when she was talking to the wall. Together, they embark on a journery to debunk that she is Ultimecia while Squall gets sent to jail for his crime against nature.

PS: Zell will ride on a giant hotdog and marry the libray girl then proceed to cook and eat her as a hotdog. Intense stuff.