I saw Jarvis Cocker in Green Park once. It was quite obviously him, all done up in tweed and his trademark glasses on. He was playing with his child. I was indifferent.

I've seen more people in performance than actually on the street. People such as Al Murray, James Fleet, Richard Wilson. I could have almost seen the King Himself, the Almighty, the Master of Shouty Theatre, Brian Blessed, but he didn't show up. It was the biggest dissapointment of my life, and that includes The Matrix Revolutions.