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    Triple Triad Ace Ultima Shadow's Avatar
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    Well, well... what do we have here? A newbie? A new bie as in "new being" if you change the placement of the "I" and the "E" and add an "N" and a "G". In other words, you're a newly discovered so-called "being". Man, that's so cool. I mean... it's not like you see an entierly new being everyday.

    So... how does it feel to be an entierly new being? What do you think of the human race in general, newly discovered being? What does a newly discovered being do on its free time? What do they eat for breakfast? What about dinner? What's your fav colour? Mine's gray because it rhymes with "gay". And I love gays. I wanna be a gay! Do you want to be a gay, new being?

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    "I'm as fake as a wedding cake
    And I'm Vague and I know that I'm homopolitan
    Pitifully predictable
    Correctly political

    I'm the new, I'm the new, new member
    I've got nothing inside
    Better in the head and in bed
    At the office
    I can suck and I smile
    New, new, new member

    I can choke and diet on coke
    I'm Spun and I know
    That I'm Stoned and Rolling

    Lifelike and poseable
    Hopeless and disposable
    I'm the new, I'm the new, new member
    I've got nothing inside
    Better in the head and in bed
    At the office
    I can suck and I smile
    New, new, new member

    Don't let them know how far you go
    Or that you use you "lovers"
    Oh look, you're like a VCR
    Stick something in to know
    Just who you are you

    New, new, new member"


    Well, I thout it was clever.


    Quote Originally Posted by Ultima Shadow
    I love gays. I wanna be a gay! Do you want to be a gay, new being?
    Just for you:

    "Alcoholic kind of mood
    lose my clothes, lose my lube
    cruising for a piece of fun
    looking out for number one
    different partner every night
    so narcotic outta sight
    what a gas, what a beautiful ass.

    And it all breaks down at the role reversal,
    got the muse in my head she's universal,
    spinnin' me round she's coming over me.
    And it all breaks down at the first rehearsal,
    got the muse in my head she's universal,
    spinnin' me round she's coming over me.

    Kind of buzz that lasts for days
    had some help from insect ways
    comes across all shy and coy
    just another nancy boy.
    Woman man or modern monkey
    just another happy junkie
    fifty pounds, press my button
    going down.

    And it all breaks down at the role reversal
    got the muse in my head she's universal,
    spinnin' me round she's coming over me.
    And it all breaks down at the first rehearsal,
    got the muse in my head she's universal,
    spinnin' me round she's coming over me.

    Does his makeup in his room
    douse himself with cheap perfume
    eyeholes in a paper bag
    greatest lay I ever had
    kind of guy who mates for life
    gotta help him find a wife
    we're a couple, when our bodies double.

    And it all breaks down at the role reversal
    got the muse in my head she's universal,
    spinnin' me round she's coming over me.
    And it all breaks down at the first rehearsal,
    got the muse in my head she's universal,
    spinnin' me round she's coming over me.

    And it all breaks down at the role reversal,
    got the muse in my head she's universal,
    spinnin' me round she's coming over me.
    And it all breaks down at the first rehearsal,
    got the muse in my head she's universal,
    spinnin' me round she's coming over me."

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    Quote Originally Posted by GunbladeMaster
    if u like circus` then ull really like it here

    oh and
    :evilking: Welcome...
    ...to my world :evilking:
    1. i hate the circus b/c i'm afraid of clowns...they're too...happy...*shudders*

    2. your world?

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    Hello to all new people!

    I myself am new but i havent realy made an indroduction. so hello!

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    dont listen to him, its not his world. Its mine :evilking:

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    Quote Originally Posted by bardock
    dont listen to him, its not his world. Its mine :evilking:
    uh...yours? *backs away*

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    You know, I haven't eaten a newbie in quite a while... Got any hotsause?

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    ...We're all crazy! *evil laugh*


    ...Weclome! If I haven't already said this.

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    hi!

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    hi hi... have a
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    Quote Originally Posted by shadowtheninja
    You know, I haven't eaten a newbie in quite a while... Got any hotsause?
    uh....*runs away*

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    Wow, there were some pretty newbish newbs for a bit.
    How d'you do?
    I'm Kams and I'm technically still a newb. Which sucks.

    Tôi đói.

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    NEWBIE!!!!!
    ...
    Will you...Will you marry me?

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    ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
    Making a slow come back since 2008

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    Alive man is a cradle robber.

    Tôi đói.

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