I declare shenanigans.

[-N-]

There is no way there were 589 users of this board on June 18 at whatever the hell time zone 9.11 AM is. In fact, 9.11 is proof of a staff conspiracy to artificially jack up the site stats to generate more advertising revenue. Down with those heathenous Shinra.

For exhibit B, I present this masterful work of journalism. Maybe I shouldn't present that... my posts in there are way too n00bish.

Exhibit C is this high-handed (yet oh so hilarious) imperialism manifested as Kawaii Ryûkishi.

Exhibit D is Necro's *snip*. Which brings me to a legit question - I can't link to porn images, but what about very descriptive sex stories?

~ Saying things like that about other members here isn't nice, especially moderators. If only I could ban you without a staff ruling. - Yams

Discuss these travesties and its potentially devastating effects on the Asian economy's manufactured goods and exports. You have 17 hours. Make your time.

Goddamn this bag of candy corn is endless. I'm never going to sleep at this rate.

edit: You guys are morons if you believed the mod edits. I've faked them before. It's No Big Deal.

You owe me five whatever the hell NZ currency is for using that trademark. - D

[Miriel]

Yamaneko uses tildes?

[WildRaubtier]

Probably just search engine spiders. Some sites can get pretty bad with those at times, using several dozen at a time on the one site.

[Primus Inter Pares]

Well now, does there seem to be a problem here?

[themagicroundabout]

It's worse than you think!

[Primus Inter Pares]

is it the conspiracy of the hats all over again?

[Rye]

I approve of Yam's tildes!

[Samuraid]

Goddamn this bag of candy corn is endless. I'm never going to sleep at this rate.

You've become intoxicated by candy. Admit it.:rolleyes2

[Primus Inter Pares]

Hold on... Yams did something.

[Big D]

Spider programs and search bots account for a lot of the 'lurkers' seen around the forum lately. Especially since Yahoo has been boosting its number of spiders, in order to increase the quality of their search engine. Or so I'm told.

[Old Manus]

Yahoo finally realises that its search engine is crap

[Dignified Pauper]

Yams just owned Neel, now Neel can come back and say Yam's hates brown people and declare it an e-hate crime

anyone notice that exhibit A was gone?

[Kamiko]

We can sum this up in a single sentence.
The Candy Corn is infiltrating Neel's brain.

[Hawkeye]

I get on EoFF for this?

[eestlinc]

like Yams would ever actually do something...