ff humor

[GunbladeMaster]

it looks like Rinoa

[Ultima Shadow]

After long hours of testing, these are my conclusions.

Chocobo Weapon

Level 9999
HP: 999,999,999,999,999
MP: 999,999,999,999
Strength: 65535
Vitality: 65535
Magic: 65535
Spirit: 65535
Dexterity: 65535
Luck: 65535
Attack%: 65535
Defense%: 65535
M. Defense%: 65535

Absorbs: Fire, Ice, Lightning, Earth, Wind, Water, Poison, Gravity, Holy, Cut, Hit, Shoot, Punch, Shout, Hidden, Non-Elemental

Immune to: All, including Cait Sith's instant victory combination

Steal: Choco Feather

Morph: Chocobracelet

Win: Potion, 1 gil

Techniques:

Chocobuckle: Apparently, the Chocobo Weapon (or, more accurately, the party) has escaped roughly ∞ times. Not only does that make it impossible for the targeted character to survive, the fact that one cannot escape an infinite number of times creates a paradox, which causes the game to glitch, resulting in Game Over, all save files being lost, and your house being reduced to rubble for good measure.

Choco Meteor: Causes Meteor to hit Gaia. Game Over, plus your current save file gets destroyed. Doesn't affect your house, though.

Choco Source: Causes one character's stats to drop to zero, permanently. This includes maxHP, so the character can never be used again. Also, this will screw up his or her dialogue for some reason, predictably causing the game to glitch and erase your saved game.

Choco Pandora's Box: Rather than a question mark, you get a chocobo. Deals 9999 damage and 999 MP damage to everyone. I can't think of a reason offhand to make it erase a saved game, but it does!

Electric de Chocobo: A lightning-elemental summon. Nobuo Uematsu appears and erases your saved game, unless you absorb lightning. If you do, your saved game is safe! However, Electric de Chocobo is the only piece of music that will play for the rest of the game.

Warrrrk!: Chocobo Weapon's ultimate technique, only used when its HP drops below 300 million, and also when its MP drops below 30 million. I'm not sure what it does, because my game had been erased by then.

Strategy: Buy several memory cards; play it at someone else’s house.

[Rengori]

I'm going to assume Sephy's just staring.

[Black Angel]

Attachment 17491

look everyone
its a Uematsu!
Lets throw apples at him!

*Has seizures cuz of picture*...............*Faints*.............Fals outta chair*........

[Raven Nox]

Those are pretty good, I remember a site that had a few changed FF pics for humor purposes, I don't remember the site though, I need to find it again.

[Neco Arc]

shouldn't the chocobo be invincible... you know as the NORMAL chocobo... the only way you can beat it is by feeding a million mimmet greens using w-item trick and you win....

[Dinnova]

it praticaly is invincible

[Max]

Haha Did you make those?