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AHHHH!!!
Don't send me these!
I don't have enough people on my list to avoid horrific curses on my soul.
Plus, then people get mad because they don't want to bother when all you were trying to do was save your own skin!
Par example...
Today, Linsey sent me a lovely little letter.
Now. I will not be asked out or dated for 5 years. [sigh]
What do you think?
These things are evil!