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    It's easy when you're George lol


    there was a picture here

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    Dear Supreme Patriarch Marick,

    Upon being informed of your attempted seccession from the United States of America, I have determined that you are stealing one cubic yard of land zoned within the city limits of Xenia, Ohio. Furthermore, that cubic yard of land lies directly beneath the guest restroom in my personal residence. Please give it back or I will be forced to defecate upon your newly-declared nation with reckless abandon.

    Yours,

    John Saraga, Mayor
    101 North Detroit Street
    Xenia, Ohio 45385

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    Quote Originally Posted by Old Manus
    Dear Mr Bush,

    YOUR GAY LOL
    Agreed

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    Dear Mr Bush.
    He he. your name is 'Bush'. He he he...
    Aww, good times...

    From Glorious Grand High mighty Ultra Commisar Traitorfish, Shogun of Mars.

    p.s. I rock.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ShlupQuack
    The CIA is coming now. You're all doomed.
    But I was talking about spelling/grammatical errors.

    Rye: Why thank you. I think your work is quite spiffing too. I liked the dollhouse one muchly. <3

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    Dear George,

    Who started it

    Sincerely,
    A dissatisfied costumer

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    Dear Mr. Bush,

    Why are you the greatest president ever? Just how do you do it? You are so stylish, and when I grow up I want to be just like you. Maybe I will have you cloned and then have my brain transplanted into that body. Then everyone would think it was you and I could spy on people (like hot girls! Do you like hot girls, George?) taking showers!

    Anyway, onto your music. I liked your first album, entitled "Afghanistan" the best. That one had some neat explosions. Your follow up, "Iraq", was kinda lame though, as I think you could've thrown some nukes and maybe napalm in here and there. I hope your next hit, "France", is awesome though.

    Hugs and kisses,
    Psychotic.

    PS: Will you go to the annual barn dance with me?

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    Dear Mr. Bush,

    trickle down lol

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    Dear President Bush:
    Wanna cyber?
    Yours truly
    juan

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    1 thing noooiiiccccce

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    Dear Mr. Bush,

    Have you always looked like a monkey?

    Yours truly,
    Strawberryman

    Thanks to Sagensyg for the sig!

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    Reminds me of the Family Guy episode a friend told me about, where Peter makes his yard his own country, and the Army shows up because Peter "invades" the U.S. when he sneaks over to his neighbor's to swimin his pool.

    Quote Originally Posted by Psychotic
    Anyway, onto your music. I liked your first album, entitled "Afghanistan" the best. That one had some neat explosions. Your follow up, "Iraq", was kinda lame though, as I think you could've thrown some nukes and maybe napalm in here and there. I hope your next hit, "France", is awesome though.

    Hugs and kisses,
    Psychotic.

    PS: Will you go to the annual barn dance with me?
    Alright. You win.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rye

    I can't be the only person to the do that channel changing trick during G.W.B's speeches.
    Heck, I do that trick when a movie's playing on two different channels at the same time
    Still a gigantic force on the 'Net...and still bigger in person!

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    George Bush is my hero.

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    Reminds me of the Family Guy episode a friend told me about, where Peter makes his yard his own country, and the Army shows up because Peter "invades" the U.S. when he sneaks over to his neighbor's to swimin his pool.
    I saw that episode in class last year. 'twas a great episode.

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