Dear President Marrick

The country of Joelonia wishes to form a treaty in hopes of assisting and associating with your war. In exchange for immunity, armistance, naked anime lesbians, and a keg of your best canadian beer we will provide your country with an army of soldiers trained in the art of "I pwn you with a controller" and martial arts.

We await your reply.

Reguards,
Joel Anthony Holmes, emperor of Joelonia