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Quote Originally Posted by Joel
Dear President Marrick

The country of Joelonia wishes to form a treaty in hopes of assisting and associating with your war. In exchange for immunity, armistance, naked anime lesbians, and a keg of your best canadian beer we will provide your country with an army of soldiers trained in the art of "I pwn you with a controller" and martial arts.

We await your reply.

Reguards,
Joel Anthony Holmes, emperor of Joelonia
Salutations Joel.

First of all, I refuse to accept your blatant disregard for my title as Supreme Patriarch rather than President. Secondly, I have no use for lesbians; I'm of the homosexual persuasion. Thirdly, Canadian? Fourth, I'll sign your treaty if you become a protectorate of my proud nation, submit to the whims of my deity, and learn to spell "regards".

Insincerely.
Supreme Patriarch Marick.