i've watched this riddle for a looong time and i think that the last paragraph is like a lead on what to do with all the other lines. Because they all have different answers without ANY connection to eachother... that's why I think that maybe the sidewards glance means that you ahve to read the answers from the side, like the first letter in each answer or something... I remember a riddle in the FF8 forums with that exact solution... so maybe we're supposed to look more at the individual answers than the paragraph itself, it's probably just telleing us what to do with the answers...