If the AI died what would they said?

[EPIC - MASTER OF COMBAT]

hi people this is the continueration of if AI when off it starts on What FF9 Chartchers wouldn't say

ACT ONE
people-garnet, vivi, zidane, steiner
subpeople-a anger townsman, and a happy townsman
place-ice cave-lindblum
ENJOY

zidane:yawn nice nap.. yeah dagger
garnet:you bet
zidane:*awww.. i tihkn she hates me..*
steiner: iam going to alexandia with vivi see you later princess
vivi:no please take me along with you!!
*gets out of steiner's beastplate*
vivi:thank god.. so princess wanna stop on me..
garnet:i think i stop on zidane.. again
zidane:*zesh.. all she got on her mind is.. s.. pl.. pim.... guys i think*
garnet:aw... i like you
zidane: more like u got boys on your mind..
vivi:can we move on.. *god i want to stop*

PART 2
steiner: i miss vivi i losted him went i got to the love forest
vivi:...
zidane:interesting..
garnet:*zidane.. *
garnet:i feel sleepy
steiner:me too
vivi and zidane:... lets just go figth that s... wizard

PART3
dagger is singing
zidane:STUP UP!!!!
dagger:_Playign hard to get again..
zidane:iam leaving... iam going to the nearest cabin or tent
dagger:...
Next Day
zidane:ahh no dag.. *turns around*
dagger:hehe
zidane:... damn it all
dagger:ah u know you like me
zidane:*if i do will you stup up and leave*
dagger:ament it!
zidane:garnet... leave me alone...

PART 4
A. Townsman:i hate vivi
H. Townsman:i love vivi
vivi: get OFF of ME!!
runs outside
steiner:you came crawlign back..
vivi:take me back please......
steiner:fine..
zidane:heres dagger i want her now for some reason..
steiner:fine..
A. and H. townsman: ahhhhh

PART 5
dagger: how i wake up in lindblum.. oo teehee
zidane: i carried you. you got knocked out dirkning to much bue's.. like usally
dagger:wheres everyoen esle
zidane:dead.. drunk to much
dagger:how... cool
zidane:yeah i argee.. god those two people with us had major problems
dagger:i know *zidane looks at her like... more like you got problems*
zidane:i miss you
dagger:who cares...

i shall continue this tomarrow please look over the nearly unrated goodness if AI went out.. i only divide each 5 parts plus they get bigger show dont worry i try not to double post but if i do its only to devide ACT's from now on there gonna be about 5-15 parts... personally i think it be better if the title was if soft was on drugs when making ff9.. anyways iam now gonna make ACT 2