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  1. 10-29-2005, 05:30 AM #1
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    Grin If soft had been making ff7 while totally drunk

    welcome to the story if they were on beer making ff7 i hope you enjoy the crazyness i have maded

    Chapter One:a beer and a person with a big sword

    cloud; lets go coem on we need to get to the point we suppose to get to
    barret; not much farer almost there!
    cloud; yes we made it
    barteuner; welcome to midgar slums bar joint
    cloud;awesome
    bartruner; please enterian your self to free beer
    cloud;yes god thank you
    sethiroth; guess what
    cloud; no not the bar man.. NOOOO!!!!

    barret; dude wake up
    cloud; what?!!
    barret; it was a dream
    cloud; oo dang
    barret; yeah you drunk to much beer again..
    cloud; hey dont yell at me you bought me here
    barret; so
    tifa; men and beer, just like gurls and phones
    barret;...
    cloud;...
    tifa; fine i shut up
    barret; anyways tongith the big night
    cloud; really
    barret; yes it tonight that me and you are going to..
    cloud; get drunk again
    barret; no you drunk hobo
    cloud;sigh
    barret;tongiht.. me and you.. are going to kill a lizard
    cloud; argh a lizard iam scared
    barret; not just a lizard
    cloud; this time i get to use my weapon again right
    barret; nope, this lizard is 10x bigger
    cloud; so its a ant
    barret; fine were gonna fight that "desert snake"
    cloud nooo!!!!!!!!
    barret;chill
    cloud;noooo!! nooo!!!!!!! nooo!!!!!!
    barret; dude if you keep yelling like that your gonna fall of the chill and die
    cloud; nooo!!!!! noo!!!!!! nooooo!!!!!!
    barret; sigh.. sniper rifle time
    cloud; noooooooooo
    *bamm*
    barret; phoniex down time hopefully he won't think he got another hang over
  2. 10-29-2005, 08:41 AM #2
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    cool.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vr3x_RRJdd4
    ...*holds up free hugs sign.*
  3. 10-29-2005, 10:26 AM #3
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    i have yet to experience the drunk tank
  4. 10-29-2005, 02:24 PM #4
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    that was somewhat . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . entertaining

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  5. 10-29-2005, 10:34 PM #5
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    Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...
  6. 10-29-2005, 10:47 PM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bellaluna15
    Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...
    Seconded, with an added look of confusion.
  7. 10-29-2005, 10:48 PM #7
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  8. 10-29-2005, 11:20 PM #8
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    nice make chapter 2

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  9. 10-29-2005, 11:28 PM #9
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    I really don't get it... Is it supposed to be funny? I may be missing the point due to the chaotic presentation style. Is English your first language? If it isn't then I apologise, but if it is your first language then it really should be better.
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  10. 10-30-2005, 01:52 AM #10
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    Huh.................
  11. 10-31-2005, 11:34 AM #11
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    i wonder how long it will be before thi thread gets closed

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  12. 11-05-2005, 03:00 AM #12
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    Id say about 10 more days.....Give or take....
  13. 11-07-2005, 02:51 AM #13
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    i get last post
  14. 11-07-2005, 03:24 AM #14
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    That is the most idiotic thing I've ever read.


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  15. 11-07-2005, 03:27 AM #15
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    It's taking me a while to search for the words to describe this. There are so many things I could say, but I think I'm going to go with "What the heck?"

    That's the nicest way I could put it.

    Please tell me English isn't your first language. If it isn't, I won't think so little of you.

    I think the fact that so many people actually found humor in that is a sign of EoFF's degrading society.
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