''This game sucks!''

[Kingdom Hearts Fanatic]

''i can't stand kingdom hearts! this is the worst square game ever made! disney sucks and is ghey, this game is an insult to final fantasy and the all wonderful masterful peices suqare has made! squall with donald duck! god, how fruity is that! ghey, ghey, ghey! i just wanted to stab goofy and downad in their faces! god, this is so ghey! i can think of better cross overs! the game would've been better with the ghey disney characters!'' - Random review at Amazon.

Oh God, I know there are some people who can justify why they dislike the game. However, I also believe some can justify why they dislike WITHOUT have to insult or attack Disney. Really, the only people I would want to ''stab'' are probably the arrogant little (inserts curse word here) that hate the game for Disney only and other moronic reasons. Hell, maybe even push them off a cliff or torture them by forcing all of them to watch Disney's films since 1937. Just kidding, anyways, have you ever made a random encounter with a review like this on KH? I have, and let me tell you, this is not the first.

[GunbladeMaster]

im gonna sue amazon for letting someone post something like that

*drives to Amazon HQ----:sophia:

[raskerino]

Yeah, you see a lot of reviews that say absolutely nothing and insult everything about something. I've seen KH reviews like this but they're also about a lot of games, there are positive reviews that are as nutty. However I also think KH was a crummy game, but this is a totally crappy way of saying this.

[Pouring Rain]

Wow, they spelt "gay" wrong.

[Kingdom Hearts Fanatic]

I don't mind those who dislike it, but I swear, ''Disney sucks'' died back in late 2002. Especially for those who made up their mind about the game BEFORE it was released in the states. Oh well, to those who think it sucks because of Disney I'll say that this game owns them. So does Square Enix too.

[GunbladeMaster]

yeah but i honestly think that that reviewer didnt play the game at all
judging by all his flaming towards only donald and goofy

[OmniOmega]

yah, ive gotten a little bit of that, but there are A LOT more people who like it then those that hate it like this. And most of those people are just saying this because they hate to see an rpg succeed. Especially one w/ disney characters

[ThroneofDravaris]

Conclusions we can draw from this review:

1) He claims to be an FF fan, but has probably only played FF7
2) He’s about 12 years old, as he is too embarrassed to spell ‘gay’ correctly. Either that, or he’s using some form of slang that I’m not ‘up’ with, in which case he is probably 8.
3) He thinks that Square’s games are masterpieces, thus he’s an idiot.
4) His idea of a ‘cross over’ is probably FF7 meets Grand Theft Auto or Halo.
5) He used the word ‘fruity’, signifying the fact that he is sexually frustrated.
6) He lacks basic grammatical abilities.
7) He miss-spelled Donald, despite spelling it correctly in a previous sentence, which once again ties in with the whole ‘idiot’ thing.
8) He dislikes Disney, so he’s definitely between the ages of 10-15, when it would be social suicide to EVER say that you like it. Morons…

So yeah, he’s a d@#$.

[OmniOmega]

Conclusions we can draw from this review:

3) He thinks that Square’s games are masterpieces, thus he’s an idiot.

8) He dislikes Disney, so he’s definitely between the ages of 10-15, when it would be social suicide to EVER say that you like it. Morons…

HAHA thats great, but people in that age group still like disney...well at least at every school/chat room ive ever been in AND #3!!!! thats great

[Cloud_omnislash_Strife]

Well Iam 10 years old and I still like disney.

[GunbladeMaster]

well ur 10

wait till ur older

[Trumpet Thief]

chaos: Why insult Disney? They're teamed up with Pixar, the creators of TOY STORY which in my eyes is one of the greatest 3d animated films ever.

Rubedo: I bet that reviewer only played the Traverse Town level on Kingdom Hearts. Perhaps he should've elaborated on how Disney ruined the game. IMO, they improved the game.

[Anniexo]

well ur 10

wait till ur older

my sis is 22 and she love tigger from winnie the pooh if she knew he was in kh she'd want to play the bit with him for hours and i wouldn't get a go untill she goes to work (good job she's moving out)

[GunbladeMaster]

lol
still a child at heart i see

[zellv2]

don t dis a great game you don t know what you are talking about