finish of story of new ff7 ^_^

[zellv2]

It was a cold dark night the shack windows where banging agaisnt there hinges rain was tapping down hard and harder it went and there in the darkness of the wet cold night in the shack laid cloud he threw himself up and walked towards the door reached out but then a voice broke out behind him "where are you going" cloud replyed fastly "erm no where (Cough) barret just walking toward the door for no reason "
" to hell you are if you are going somewhere count me in " barret said winking or cloud thought he was cloud once again turned
towards the door now followed by barret he slowly then reached towards the door handle twisted it as he did it clicked the breeze of the wind and rain pulled the door wide open as cloud and barret steped out into the darkness

continue please lol

[Christmas]

They found a materia lying on the floor. So they picked it up and observed it.

[boys from the dwarf]

it was the legendary ultima cheese materia!

[Cloud_omnislash_Strife]

Then they ate cheese all day till they were full then sephiroth came..................

[boys from the dwarf]

cloud said."oh no.we cant fight him on a ful stomach. we might get cramps!"
then tifa said."quick! cast the ultima cheese!"

[Christmas]

: Not enough MP.
: Oh no!!!
: DIE!!!!
: NEVER!!! Not without a fight!!!

VS

[GunbladeMaster]

Squalliroth
or
Sephiuall

[zellv2]

cloud used a ether and used the ultima cheese on sephiroth which made him full too barret pointed his gun at him but then said "i got no ammo left hahaha" cloud looked shocked and replyed " i thought you went shopping yesterday "
"erm for something else (oh god hes on to me)" barrent replyed
so cloud pulled out his big sword which was to heavy for him and he got crushed under it " tifa you must do something" cloud said

[Christmas]

: CROSS SLASH!!!

*MISS!!!*

:Nice Try. ARGHHH!!!
--->--->--->

*9999!!!!*

: Ughhh... Before I die, I have something to tell you....
: What?
: I LOVE YOU.....

[GunbladeMaster]

LOL

:kaolaugh:

[Christmas]

: Really...I...I love you too....
: NO!!! Cloud love me!!!

VS

: BOOYAAA!!!!

*7777!!!!!*

: BITCH!!! To hell with ya!!!! SUPER NOVA!!!!

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*99999*

= DEAD

: SEPHY....I....

: It's ok....

[GunbladeMaster]

yay now they work
hehe cloud in a dress

[GunbladeMaster]

but just then...
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Stiltzkin came to wed the happy couple

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Dearly beloved we are gathered here today to praise the transexual marriage of Cloud and Sephiroth
Those who object please say I...

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Squall objected and kidnapped Cloud!!!



Sephy got mad

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Sephy striked


Squall jumped! squalljumping.gif

[boys from the dwarf]

then sqall was realy pissed off about landing on his head then unleashed renzokuken followed by lionheart.
"i will not die!"yelled sephiroth. then sqall picked up ultima cheese materia then sephiroth said.
"no one but the ultimate god of cheese has enough MP to cast that spell"
"oh yeah?" said sqall."well in my game we dont need MP."
"NOOOOOO!!!"
sephiroth gets killed by a mega cheese bolt.

[Black Angel]

Cloud : "Sephy......OH!......My poor poor "soon to be" husband.........*Sobs uncontrollably*
Now Squall was ticked and couldnt take it anymore!!!!