Meanwhile,
Sephiroth figures out that Aerith is dead. Then he gives her life back and gains total control over her. He tells her to go and capture cloud and bring him to Sephiroth so he( Sephiroth) can kill him. So now Aerith is on her way to go and capture cloud.
It is dark and the evil cloud and the good cloud are fighting. Aerith seceretly comes and puts cloud in a big bag and then escapes. She goes back to sephiroth and opens the bag. Then she realizes that it is the evil cloud!The evil cloud is confused and asks about where he is. Sephiroth tells him everything and gains control over evil cloud too. Then.....
*Evil Cloud Snaps out of Sephiroth's Control!!!!*
: As long as you are willing to marry me, then I will help you.
: NO WAY!!!! I won't marry a chocobo!!
: I am not a CHOCOBO. I just got hatched out from one of it's egg that's all!!
: Fine, I will marry you then.
: Ok, we have a deal.
CoS(me):no Aerith I wont marry you!!!I am being controoled by Sephiroth!!!
Aerith:fine okay I told Sephiroth to control you so you can marry me!!!
CoS(me):Never pheonix down to Yuffie!!!!
Yuffie:yay I am alive again!!
CoS(ME):Aerith for killing Yuffie you will die!!!(one winged angel plays)
I summon Bahamut!!MEGA FLARE!!!!
Cloud:Wow you Turned Aerith into bacon!!I will eat Aerith!!!!!!!!!!(continuously eating aeriths bacon body!!!!)
CoS(me):And bro for the last time I am not evil!!!!!!!!!The chocobo egg thing was just a cover up!!!But do you know who Dad is....................................
Cloud:who
CoS(me):Mom told me it is Darth vader that why I had to well............................borrow Vinces claw hand.
Vincent: So thats why I have no matching claw hand for my right hand!!!!
CoS(me):I was never born from a chocobo remember the good times in moms stomach.
Cloud:Oh yeah!!!!!
CoS(me):and remember that time in scouts where you burned down the tent and I had to kill the giant snake!!
Cloud:oh yeah!!!!!
CoS(me): well bye me and Yuffie will have a date at gold saucer!!
Yuffie:YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cait sith and vincent: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CoS(me):Bye(leaves with Yuffie)
The truth is there.....
*JENOVA APPEARS!!!!!!!!!!!*
: GO!!!MAMA!!!
*COS LIMIT BREAK!!!!!!!!!!*
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*FLASH!!!!!!!!!!*
*9999999*
: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO.......
CoS(me):See guys I told you I am good!!!
Yuffie:all you had to do was listen!!
Cloud and co.:woooooooooooow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CoS(me)now back to gold saucer!!
The truth is there.....
: MAMA DIED!!!! WAAAAHHH!!!! MAMA!!! GIVE MY MAMA BACK TO ME!!!
: Dun cry, little Sephy.
: SHUDDA BITCH!!! It's not over between him and me, and you are in the way!!!
*SLASH!!!!*
*9999*
: Your chocobo brother killed my Mama and you killed my fairy god mama???? NOW I HAVE NO MORE MAMA!!!!!!NOOO!!!!
: And I am going to kill you too!!!!
*I HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!*
*DIIIIEEEE SEPHIROTH!!!!!!AND I HATTTTTEEEEEE YOUU TOOO!!*
Cloud and Sephy contiuously beat the crap outta each other until Sephy cant take it anymore, still mourning over the death of his mamas............
:Ughhh.....Puff..Puff...Forget it Mama's Boy. All your MAMA IS DEAD!!! AND IF SOMEMORE APPEAR, I WILL KILL THEM ALL!!!! I WILL KILL EVERY SINGLE MAMA OF YOURS!!!!!
*SEPHIROTH GATHER ENERGIES!!!!*
: You are sick!!!!!
: I just live in the ASYLUM that's all!!! I am not sick!!!!
*SEPHIROTH GATHER EVEN MORE ENERGIES!!!!*
: GIVE MY MAMAS BACK TO ME!!! YOU SICKO!!!
*SEPHIROTH UNLEASHES HIS ENERGIES!!!!*
WHAT THE SMURF??
*FOR MY MAMAS!!!!!*
*65535*
:...........
: Stay there for me, forever trapped in memories....
Last edited by Christmas; 11-02-2005 at 01:14 PM.
Sephiroth: Who's your daddy? Yeah, who's your daddy?
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~Void
Cloud (Weak whisper) : I am.......
*Cloud gets up and kicks Sephy in groin and he dies*
Cloud:#^%^*!~#$!@^(&^( (Barret cursing)
Made by me
: Hurray!!! For Cloud!!!
*VICTORY MUSIC PLAYS.*
: Now it is proven that I am unbeatable!!! KYAHAHAHA!!!
: How is he, Doc?
: Getting worse. He just cannot get over with his defeat...
: SEPHIROTH!!! WHERE IS HE!!!WHERE IS HE!!!!! I WILL CRUSH HIM!!!! DIE!!!DIE!!!KAYAHAHAHAHAAH!!!!
*Cloud Sliced The Doctor To Pieces...*
voice: but you do tifa
tifa: what CIDDDDDDDDDD!!!
cid: yes u bitch you and cloud destroyed my beautiful highwind
cloud: erm ... it was crap anyway
cid: HOW DARE YOU IAM THE NEW DOCTOR NOW
tifa: WHAT
cid: bye tifa (picks up harpoon throws at tifa)
cloud: NO TIFA WATCH OUT
cloud does a jump but misses and the harpoon goes through tifas skull and she falls dead but just then vivi appears
vivi: hey cid eat this FLARE
BOOOOOOOOOOM
cid: u hit cloud
vivi: erm wanna be friends
cid: sure thing
cloud wa...it (pulls himself up) time for my limet break 4 ONION SLASH
cid: oh no not that
Organization XIII, the men in black!
Meanwhile
Aeris went into labour with Cloud's baby
Aeris: huh when did Cloud make love to me
Cloud:who Care's you are better then Tifa in bed
Aeris: Yeah i'am Better than Tifa
Cloud: For sure
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