EOFF Confessional

[Rodarian]

I once took credit of a coworkers idea (the person was out of town) and got promoted because of it.

I can be very materialistic and known to be a snotty asshole (Think Fabian from Rich Kids Cattle Drive)
Like Yooniece, I need to have sex on regular basis.
I once wore lipstick the entire day (part of a dare)
My boss saw it and said it look good on me.

I cry to bits whenever I watch Joy Luck Club

I farted very badly in an elevator (think silence stinker times X) and blamed it on the other guy. (he had to leave during the next stop in protest)

[Resha]

I hate cats. ~ They are mean.

Now all the cat lovers on EoFF can gang up on me and lynch me, BUT I WILL DIE DEFENDING THE DOG!

[GunbladeMaster]

i shall die with ya

[Old Manus]

I am a woman

[GunbladeMaster]

not many women are with my mother
or named james

[theundeadhero]

Shouldn't the EoFF Pope head this?

EOFF hasn't had a Pope in a lon while now. They drove me away and never found a replacement. Monkey left again so that hurt it too.

Yesterday I took an extra spoonful of sugar in my coffee. I'm such a rebel.

[Captain Maxx Power]

I'm not really a Pirate.

[Psychotic]

I'm hungry and I only have apples to eat.

[Chris]

I like to beat on a drum in some faraway African savanna.

[Rye]

Loony BoB showed me his wood. ;____;

[Dreddz]

Loony BoB showed me his wood. ;____;

[Venom]

Well here goes nothin

* I like to steal tips from restauaunts
*I hate emos
*I hate goths
* In 4th grade i drew all over my best friends desk and got him sent to the office
* I ate paper once

[Trumpet Thief]

chaos: I took the chain off my jeans, and put it in the freezer for three days. Then, when my friend came over, I choked him with it for like fifteen seconds and screamed out "Stone Cold!".

Rubedo: Why? I do not know.

[Doomie]

Fluffy Puff kinda turns me on.

[Jack]

I have (or currently) hate most of my friends at every given time.