I once took credit of a coworkers idea (the person was out of town) and got promoted because of it.
I can be very materialistic and known to be a snotty asshole (Think Fabian from Rich Kids Cattle Drive)
Like Yooniece, I need to have sex on regular basis.
I once wore lipstick the entire day (part of a dare)
My boss saw it and said it look good on me.
I cry to bits whenever I watch Joy Luck Club
I farted very badly in an elevator (think silence stinker times X) and blamed it on the other guy. (he had to leave during the next stop in protest)