If the AI died what would they said?

[EPIC - MASTER OF COMBAT]

hi people this is the continueration of if AI when off it starts on What FF9 Chartchers wouldn't say

ACT ONE
people-garnet, vivi, zidane, steiner
subpeople-a anger townsman, and a happy townsman
place-ice cave-lindblum
ENJOY

zidane:yawn nice nap.. yeah dagger
garnet:you bet
zidane:*awww.. i tihkn she hates me..*
steiner: iam going to alexandia with vivi see you later princess
vivi:no please take me along with you!!
*gets out of steiner's beastplate*
vivi:thank god.. so princess wanna stop on me..
garnet:i think i stop on zidane.. again
zidane:*zesh.. all she got on her mind is.. s.. pl.. pim.... guys i think*
garnet:aw... i like you
zidane: more like u got boys on your mind..
vivi:can we move on.. *god i want to stop*

PART 2
steiner: i miss vivi i losted him went i got to the love forest
vivi:...
zidane:interesting..
garnet:*zidane.. *
garnet:i feel sleepy
steiner:me too
vivi and zidane:... lets just go figth that s... wizard

PART3
dagger is singing
zidane:STUP UP!!!!
dagger:_Playign hard to get again..
zidane:iam leaving... iam going to the nearest cabin or tent
dagger:...
Next Day
zidane:ahh no dag.. *turns around*
dagger:hehe
zidane:... damn it all
dagger:ah u know you like me
zidane:*if i do will you stup up and leave*
dagger:ament it!
zidane:garnet... leave me alone...

PART 4
A. Townsman:i hate vivi
H. Townsman:i love vivi
vivi: get OFF of ME!!
runs outside
steiner:you came crawlign back..
vivi:take me back please......
steiner:fine..
zidane:heres dagger i want her now for some reason..
steiner:fine..
A. and H. townsman: ahhhhh

PART 5
dagger: how i wake up in lindblum.. oo teehee
zidane: i carried you. you got knocked out dirkning to much bue's.. like usally
dagger:wheres everyoen esle
zidane:dead.. drunk to much
dagger:how... cool
zidane:yeah i argee.. god those two people with us had major problems
dagger:i know *zidane looks at her like... more like you got problems*
zidane:i miss you
dagger:who cares...

i shall continue this tomarrow please look over the nearly unrated goodness if AI went out.. i only divide each 5 parts plus they get bigger show dont worry i try not to double post but if i do its only to devide ACT's from now on there gonna be about 5-15 parts... personally i think it be better if the title was if soft was on drugs when making ff9.. anyways iam now gonna make ACT 2

[Necronopticous]

Man, thank God the AI didn't die.

P.S. DON'T DOUBLE POST.

[EPIC - MASTER OF COMBAT]

People:mainly zidane, dagger, regent cid
other people: almost every person from other ff's
place:regent's meeting room both upstairs and down

ENJOY

PART 1

zidane:so whats this regent guy look like
dagger: i dunno lets go in
*walks in* *and see's a miller light*
zidane:wow!!!! Beer
dagger:no its mine
zidane:back off
dagger:so at least iam not a monkey
dagger amd zidane:... its mine!
guard:you can't drink the beer its the regent
dagger and zidane: yuck.. no wonder it tasted like old hags
Regent Cid:cough cough
Regent Cid:anyways as i see you both still have problems but lets move on.. i have req request you comign here becuase hilda loves beer and she turned me in a beer and i cannotbe formed back anyways i want you both to find a cure.
dagger:your skipping CD's you retard
regent cid: ooo my bad anyways now that your here i want you two to stop this weird event
zidane: ????.. hmm so whats wrong
regent cid: well i heard a rumour that the worlds are gonna class
dagger:omg still skippign CD's
regent Cid: no i mean like right no..
Cloud:whoa i was figthing
sethiroth:bring it punkfZACe
cloud:srew u... why we in a old farts room
tifa:you ask me
zidane:ok.... i see what you mean
Regent Cid:arghh it gets wrose
dagger:ooo really
Cloud: really i been here 5 times lol
everyone:...
squall: argh i got you now seifer
*slashes at sethiroth*
sethiroth:my names not seifer and plus your drunker than a pig
Seifer: wheres the women at the bar
Marcus:hello iam 2d and i live in ff1
sethiroth:o jesus..
zidane:i ask you whats going on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
sethiroth:dunno
cloud:don't care
Headmaster cid: i am the leader of the cids
Cid from ff10: no iam
cid from ff7:i was where frist! and plus iam the only one with a weapon worship me
Judgemaster Cid:oder in thee court
Regent Cid: srew you guys iam going home
Zidane:omfg

PART 2

yuna:ahh iam in the party
tidus:yeah i made it
yuna:yeah my bf *than disapears* god...
zidane: how can like 100 people fit in this small room
kuja:easy it dont matter your all gonna die..
sethiroth:srew u
cloud:yeah were gonna go kill eachother some more
dagger:STOP SKIPPING CD'S GOD!!
regent cid: fine smart ...
dagger: and kuja your not invited
kuja:sigh...
paine:ah sethiroth nice to meet you gothic inet friend
sethiroth: o hi did u sent that email stating you love me
sethiroth from kingdom hearts:sigh.. why aim i so UGLY
sethiroth:cuase your gai like that
rinoa:iam the hottest chick
yuna:WRONG ANSWER AGAIN
dagger:yeah iam the hottest
gurls:sigh..
dagger:teehee
rinoa:stop tkaing slephies lines ..ah you made her cry
sethiroth:who cares
cloud:really
chaos:my i have you attenion iam the greatest beast ever
ultima and omega ff10:cough cough.. cough cough...
ruby:sigh... foolish mortal creatures
zidane:sigh.. i can't take this
dagger:i argee to many idiots

PART 3

zidane:its finally over this place was getting cramped i could hardly move
dagger:yeah
regent cid:lets continues
*kuja walks in*
dagger: OUUUTTT!!!
*kuja walks out*
regent cid: anyways i sry to say but we are not on disc2 due to all the beer boss fights and other crap
zidane:lets go get stupid i guess
sethiroth:i have return joni my inuyasha
inuyasha:i not your father and what the hell
zidane:running time seeya beer man
quina:ooo master i want to learn the secerts of making fine beer
quina:i need lots of beer to leveling up
zidane:better yet lets go back to the party
dagger:sure i hate retards

[boys from the dwarf]

deguhsiughsruigbhcae!?!?!?!?!?!

[Old Manus]

AI? That movie sucked