Dear Mr. Bush

[Dignified Pauper]

Dear Mr. Bush,

I am writing you this letter to tell you of my succession from the Union. I have annexed a cubic yard of land in west central Ohio, which specific location will remain un-named. Out of this land, I will craft the great theocratic nation of Tyrinoba. If you seek to take military aggression against us, I warn you in advance that my armies are poised for war. Right now, my army of genetically altered fire ants are digging tunnels under your city states in such an intricate way that, should you attack Tyrinoba, then they shall cause serious structural problems to the foundations of your most unsacred land and cause your city states to collapse into the earth. In the name of the most high God, you have wronged the Earth and it is I who shall stop you from continuing your tyrannical ways across the sea in your fight for freedom and liberty.

With Much Hostility,
Supreme Patriarch of Tyrinoba, Marick.

[Old Manus]

Wrong website

[edczxcvbnm]

Sweet

[Rye]

I always wanted to email Bush to tell him how much I love to change the channels while he does speeches to see him repeat the last few syllables of whatever he said again.

[Madonna]

Secession is just the beginning. -_-

[Shoeberto]

Dear President Marick:

As I am also a citizen of western central Ohio, I have decided to also secede from the Union; however, I will be my own independent nation, separate from yours. As the new president of New Ethiopia, I request that you forfeit all snack foods and soda pops, or else I will send in my weapons inspectors because you most likely are harboring Weapons of Miniscule Destruction.

Regards,
President Shoeberto Ramirez

[Rye]

I'm gonna go off topic and say that Chocolate Thief Locke has some of the best banner concepts ever and that I love his banner. xD

I can't be the only person to the do that channel changing trick during G.W.B's speeches.

[Yamaneko]

Dear Mr. President, there are too many states nowadays, please eliminate three.

[Shlup]

The CIA is coming now. You're all doomed.

[XxSephirothxX]

Dear Mr. President, there are too many states nowadays, please eliminate three.

I think we should give the Dakotas to Canada because nobody cares about them. And they kinda suck anyway.

[ZeZipster]

Dear Mr. Bush,

Will you be my friend?

[Venom]

Dear Mr.Bush

Do you have a sister?

[Old Manus]

Dear Mr Bush,

YOUR GAY LOL

[GunbladeMaster]

Dear Mr Bush

Do you have one?

[Rye]

Dear Mr Bush,

YOUR GAY LOL

LOL George.