I know this is pathetic, but on the other hand, it's also hilarious. So:

http://www.thebigview.com/pastlife/

Who were you in your past life?(and yes, I know it's stupid)

I don't know how you feel about it, but you were male in your last earthly incarnation.
You were born somewhere in the territory of modern Burma around the year 850.
Your profession was that of a seaman, cook or carpenter.
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Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
As a natural talent in psychology, you knew how to use your opportunities. Cold-blooded and calm in any situation.
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The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
Your task is to learn determination and persistency. Youd should not allow to let misfortunes take influence on your strong will.
I wonder what I did, that they didn't let me walk on the earth for 1100 years?