Quote Originally Posted by DJZen
Awwww, I wanted to hear the nonsensical rumor.
To [insert impossible action here], you first have to [improbable tedious task that requires extra precision], and then have [x item(s)]. Then go to [really obscure map area that you can't really get to anyway], and then [second improbable tedious task that requires extra precision]. If it's worked [describe character x/plot line developing] and [state impossible action has been achieved].

I'm guessing that's how it would sound.