Monkey's Paw

[Rye]

did you just read that in english class too?

Yeah, due to Halloween and all. xD

[Zeldy]

Im not sure what I'd wish for.
Probably to be 24 and just happen to live in Helsinki ?

[tastetherainbow]

OMG its the spankable monkey!

a. money
b. Jared
c. skittles

[Captain Maxx Power]

1: Wish myself back ten years to the exact point I happened to be
2: Wish myself a handgun

I wouldn't need a three. I'd proceed to shoot myself in the past and see whether or not the universe is destroyed. If it happens to go pop one day, you know I've had that monkey paw.

[Jess]

1. For everybody who isn't evil, twisted psycho's to live long and happy lives.

2. To live a happy life myself.

I'd save the third till later.

[Odaisé Gaelach]

I'd wish that no-one else's wishes would come through

[Dignified Pauper]

I hate this story. The negative affects the paw causes is just so lame. I think that the paw should have just killed it's owner in the end, but no, it had an unsatisfactory result of killing his son and destroying his income and blah. The story just sucks.

[Shoden]

1) Rule the World
2) Be sexy
3) to have the most destructive weapons and vehicles known to man in my owning.



As long as I can be a sexy world leader with nukes and crap I'm content.

[Sasquatch]

1. Ultimate power. Like, authority, or magic, or whatever -- like I say "poof" and something happens, whether I make it happen or somebody else does for me. (And, of course, I'd be the only one with this power.)
2. Security in that power. So nobody can take it away, and I can't lose it.
3. Others being content with me having this power. So nobody's pissed or jealous or anything, and when I say "POOF, I want some blondes, now," they actually want me too .

[Captain Maxx Power]

1) Rule the World
2) Be sexy
3) to have the most destructive weapons and vehicles known to man in my owning.



As long as I can be a sexy world leader with nukes and crap I'm content.

See I avoided that, since I already possess those qualities/things.

[The Summoner of Leviathan]

3. An eternal utopia on earth.

And cue the death of everyone on Earth....

[Strider]

I couldn't help but think about The Simpsons when I saw this thread.

[Neco Arc]

1) unlimited resources for people
2) necessaties for life found on other planets (therefore more space when population rises
3) no bloodshed due to random arguments such as religion, poiltics, money, etc...

[Spammerman]

A talking monkey that respects me and listens to me and is awesome but will never betray me or overthrow me that can play video games and will throw poop at intruders and is invincible, but not immortal, and that the last wish i made would never backfire in any negative way. Then i would save my last wish.

[Neco Arc]

A talking monkey that respects me and listens to me and is awesome but will never betray me or overthrow me that can play video games and will throw poop at intruders and is invincible, but not immortal, and that the last wish i made would never backfire in any negative way. Then i would save my last wish.

actually yes... he throws poop, you accidently step on poop, fall over and die...