Quote Originally Posted by link31793
A talking monkey that respects me and listens to me and is awesome but will never betray me or overthrow me that can play video games and will throw poop at intruders and is invincible, but not immortal, and that the last wish i made would never backfire in any negative way. Then i would save my last wish.
actually yes... he throws poop, you accidently step on poop, fall over and die...