Monkey's Paw

**Rye** · 11-01-2005, 08:22 PM

If you had a Monkey's Paw to wish with, would you use it? What 3 (because in the story, it's only 3 wishes, not 5) wishes would you wish if you decided to use it? xD

I'm expecting funny answers.

**Flying Mullet** · 11-01-2005, 08:25 PM

I'd wish that the monkey's paw would spank me. Hard.

**Luara** · 11-01-2005, 08:26 PM

to find my boy <---1
to be rich <--- 2
to have friends <---3

this is what all people need xD

**Rye** · 11-01-2005, 08:27 PM

Originally Posted by Flying Mullet

I'd wish that the monkey's paw would spank me. Hard.

**Shoeberto** · 11-01-2005, 08:34 PM

1) Lots of monies.
2) Lots of happies.
3) Lots of candies.

**Anaisa** · 11-01-2005, 08:40 PM

Well I would wish I had infinite wishes but I take it thats not allowed so Id wish to have everything exactly how I want it. Thats only one wish and it gets me everything I want! :bigbiggri

**Sare** · 11-01-2005, 08:42 PM

I would wish for all those never ending things.
A wallet that never runs out of money, a bottle that never runs out of drink...
and..well I'd probably save the last wish for the future.

**Karl** · 11-01-2005, 08:44 PM

i would wish for something funny to say

**Flying Mullet** · 11-01-2005, 08:45 PM

Originally Posted by Rye

Love that site!

**Yamaneko** · 11-01-2005, 08:47 PM

I'll make a wish that can't backfire. I wish for a turkey sandwich, on rye bread, with lettuce and mustard, and, -- AND -- I don't want any zombie turkeys, I don't want to turn into a turkey myself, and I don't want any other weird surprises. You got it?

**Faris** · 11-01-2005, 08:50 PM

Originally Posted by Perola

to find my boy <---1
to be rich <--- 2

3) Better health!

**Tasura** · 11-01-2005, 08:54 PM

ill be odd

1. Eternal life with eternal youth.
2. Eternal life with eternal youth for whoebver becomes by signifiacnat other
3. An eternal utopia on earth.

**The Summoner of Leviathan** · 11-01-2005, 09:05 PM

You guys are forgetting the catch to it. Whatever you wish for may not come the way you wish. Usually it will cause strife to someone close to you. In a way the wishes are zero-sum. To grant your wish they take something from someone else. Like in the story they wished for money, and they got some. Yet their son died in a facotry accident and they got compensation for it. Or something like that...*last time he read it was in grade 8*

**Old Manus** · 11-01-2005, 09:09 PM

um world peace or something

**JaytodaP** · 11-01-2005, 09:13 PM

did you just read that in english class too?

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