I have a spoon in my nose.

[Pheesh]

pfft...a finger!? you guys are fools. A pinky toe is much more efficiant.

Stay Essential
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[fire_of_avalon]

So once when I was six, and I don't know why I did this, but I stuck a little white bead up my nose, and then I fished it out. Thinking that perhaps I was just lucky, I did it again. When I was able to fish it out a second time, I felt invincible, I did it again.

It would not come out.

So I start screaming my head off. So my great grandpa has to hold me down and squeeze my nose with one hand while he tries to fish the bead out with the other. It took half an hour.

I learned my lesson.

[theundeadhero]

Peas

[Little Miss Awesome]

A raisin It was ages ago now, but I did, and it wouldn't come out, I was nearly crying

[Dignified Pauper]

I must have mistook you for me. Or drugs.
Eh, Marick is a drug if you think about it.
I did him too much once and was sore all over for weeks.

and that, my friends, is why I love Neel.

[Zeldy]

I havnt put anything in my nose ?

[KoShiatar]

When I was 2 or something, a piece of a sponge. Disgusting. Luckily I can't remember anything about it at all.

[Shoeberto]

So once when I was six, and I don't know why I did this, but I stuck a little white bead up my nose, and then I fished it out. Thinking that perhaps I was just lucky, I did it again. When I was able to fish it out a second time, I felt invincible, I did it again.

It would not come out.

So I start screaming my head off. So my great grandpa has to hold me down and squeeze my nose with one hand while he tries to fish the bead out with the other. It took half an hour.

I learned my lesson.

I did that with popcorn kernels when I was about nine. I had one in each nostril when I couldn't get them out with my finger.

I ended up being able to blow them out, but I was still freaked out.

[Rye]

My brother put a lego up his nose when he was 5, and he had to go to the doctor and have a doctor pull it out with a weird scary claw. xD

[Craig]

iowa

[DarkLadyNyara]

One time, I was eating this really tasty meat pie.
But then I sneezed. A moist chunk of tender steak got forced up into my sinus. It was red hot, and hurt like hell. I had to blow a giant lump of hot meat out of my nose.

Not an experience I want to repeat.

:laugh: :laugh:

I snorted a pixie stick once.

[GooeyToast]

Weapons of mass destruction

[DarkLadyNyara]

Weapons of mass destruction

So that's where Saddam was hiding them...

[RSL]

I don't remember making this thread.

[-N-]

You should do less drugs, RSL.