Quote Originally Posted by Dignified Pauper
My english teacher was in highschool told us about a student she once had, when she taught elementary, who stuck a bean up his nose and then pushed it up as far as it could go until it was stuck. Apparently, the bean sprouted. It spread through his nasal cavities and around and above his eyes and he was always getting headaches. A little root appeared at his nostril, and when they pulled it, his whole face moved. He had to spray some sort of nasal spray in his nost for two weeks until the bean and the roots turned to powder.

I don't know if it's true, but it certainly was interesting.
That's just scary... I once put a coin in my nose, though. Fun, fun.