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    The worst advice you've ever gotten... and followed.

    What's the worst advice you were given that you actually followed?

    I just got a new car a few months ago, and I dented it last week by running over a chain sealing off a closed recreational parking lot in the mountains. My friend has absolutely no automotive expertise, but she's a horrible driver and gets into lots of accidents so I decided to take her advice to "just pop the dent out with a mini plunger thingie" in hopes that the bumper would look like it used to.

    Now there's a 6-inch dent where a 2-inch dent was and I spent a whole hour looking silly, plugging away at my car with a plunger. A cop even stopped by my apartment and asked me what I was doing... I guess he assumed I was trying to vandalize someone else's car and I had to show him my keys to get him to believe me.

    That, and aside from heaping mayo, egg, and avocado on my hair last week because someone told me it would repair split ends (which it didn't, and it stained my carpet and favorite silk robe) is probably the worst advice I've ever gotten and followed.
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    Worst advice i ever followed

    "son, why dont you ask your teachers for help,im sure there not sexist"

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    I don't ever follow the rubbish advice thats frequently dished out to me as i see it for what it is. I learnt my lesson when i was a child and had to do certain things that others forced me into that they were always wrong and i knew that I should never take their advice once im in a position to ignore it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Meat Puppet
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    I don't see the advise..but i must admit, I am curious.

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    "go on! ask her out! whats the worst that can happen?"
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    ...and that was the first girl i ever asked out...the next one was a bit nicer...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Yooniece
    That, and aside from heaping mayo, egg, and avocado on my hair last week because someone told me it would repair split ends (which it didn't, and it stained my carpet and favorite silk robe) is probably the worst advice I've ever gotten and followed.
    Dude, you have a silk robe?

    "Don't say anything, she might say no" is [img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img]ty advice.
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