He had hiccups.
He had hiccups.
Damn, I thought that was a hard one...Originally Posted by DarkLadyNyara
Money, power, sex... and elephants.
-- Capt. Simon Illyan, ImpSec
What starts with "e" ends with "e" and contains only one letter?
Envelope.
Two CSI officers drive up to a lake and find two pairs of clothes, a broken match, and one dead body. How did the person die?
lung cancer...
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~Void
Nope.
Of a heart attack in the middle of sex?
The person was raped and killed. They were kidnapped by their lover, along with someone else. Both were stripped and raped, then killed. One of them was tossed in the lake, then the killer was caught by the CSI. The 'broken match' is the collapse of their relationship. The two pairs of clothes are from the two victims, and the one body is the one outside the lake.
I SO made that up.
Not even close.
a man walks into a bar
and says "ouch"
a nuclear powered batch of monkeys attacked people making them dissapear into thin air and leafing their clothes and one stepped on a match and broke it.
It looks like the ground had a sex change.
Just give us the answer. The suspense is killing me.
Oh, wait. This is the wrong type or riddle. This is one of those yes/no question ones. Just drop it. I wanna save it for later.
NEXT!!!
i got one
whats long,hard and full of se_mon?
or...
try to guess whats in my pocket i'll give you a hint
it's hard and has a head on it
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