yup
He was on a horse named Wednesday.Originally Posted by Jess
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1. A man pushes his car to a hotel, pays the owner of the hotel and pushes his car away. What was he doing?
2. You have a barrel, filled to the top with water, which weighs 150 kilos. What can you add to the barrel to make it lighter?
3. The man who made it doesn't want it. The man who bought it doesn't use it. The man who uses it doesn't know it. What is it?
4. Each morning I appear
To lie at your feet, all day I will follow
No matter how fast you run
Yet I nearly perish in the midday sun
What am I?
2. A holeOriginally Posted by Spiffing Cheese
4. Your shadow
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The horse he rode to town was called Wednesday!Originally Posted by Jess
Originally Posted by Sasquatch
%$#@!!!!!!!!!!!
A doctor and a boy were fishing. The boy was the doctor's son, but the doctor was not the boy's father. Who was the doctor?
his step dad
nope
it is the doctors biological son
and this is not a trick question
BTW Did you hear the story about the skunk?
bah nevermind
it stinks
ooooooooooooooooooohhhh.....Originally Posted by GunbladeMaster
i didnt say the answer BTW if that was what u were thinking
teh doctor is the mother.
THe one abou tthe man who made it doesnt want it, the man who bought it doesnt use it, and the man who uses it doesnt know it, thats a coffin.
It looks like the ground had a sex change.