RIDDLES GALORE

[GunbladeMaster]

Umm, it wasn't a blond joke. It's a legitimate riddle. The answer is not 'breathe in, breathe out'.

I edited the riddle for better comprehension. Next time, try to wait for confirmation, please.

sorry

no correct answers yet

hmm... pe - clean duck you know from peking duck?

i dont understand what u just said

[The Summoner of Leviathan]

To Ansem: The man was at some kind of rally, and then local law enforcement came and were a little to excited?

Or his life was irrevocably tied to music, so once it stopped he died a grusome death as his organs imploded...

To GunbladeMaster: Their last name is Egan, and can be easily corrupted to "vegan". So they just make a corny pun on their name and say they are vegans.

[GunbladeMaster]

Mr and Mrs. Egan are hosting a dinner party. For their main course they are serving roast duck.
While Mrs. Egan is entertaining the guests Mr. Egan goes into the kitchen to get the ready Roast Duck.

As he goes to the dining room he trips and drops the Roast Duck in front of all the guests and Mrs. Egan.

What can Mrs. Egan say to rescue the situation so that the guests will not think that they eating a dirty duck?

nah thats just to throw u off
study the wording

[The Summoner of Leviathan]

"Don't worry I just cleaned the floors" ???

[GunbladeMaster]

nope

[Endless]

That it's roast chicken/goose. That way they'll think they're eating dirty roast chicken/goose. Or admit it, so that they know (and not think) that they're eating dirty...

[GunbladeMaster]

uh no

[*__*)]

She might say, "that is what was suppost to happen, it makes it tastier!" I don't know... would it be too much to ask for a hint?

[GunbladeMaster]

um...
well what could she say as an excuse so that her husband HAS to get out of the dining room with the duck?

[Sasquatch]

"FIRE!"

I have a feeling this is going to be incredibly stupid.

[DarkLadyNyara]

Mr and Mrs. Egan are hosting a dinner party. For their main course they are serving roast duck.
While Mrs. Egan is entertaining the guests Mr. Egan goes into the kitchen to get the ready Roast Duck.

As he goes to the dining room he trips and drops the Roast Duck in front of all the guests and Mrs. Egan.

What can Mrs. Egan say to rescue the situation so that the guests will not think that they eating a dirty duck?

"Oh, don't worry. Just dump that one and get the other out of the oven."

[GunbladeMaster]

oh its not stupid
its a logical, simple answer

OH i think u got it DarkladyNyra

well ill let DLN have it

this is what she could say:

"Oh honey, throw that duck out and get the 2nd one in the oven"
there is no second one, Mr Egan will go into the kitchen and come back with the same duck

[DarkLadyNyara]

Okay, heres one:

The man who invented it doesn't want it. The man who bought it doesn't need it. The man who needs it doesn't know it. What is it?

[Spammerman]

a coffin, some one posted it already

[DarkLadyNyara]

a coffin, some one posted it already

Damn.