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    RIDDLES GALORE

    how bout some riddles
    does anybody know any good riddles?

    heres one:

    A wife shot her husband then she dipped him in water than hung him up to dry. An hour later she went out to dinner with him. How is this possible?

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    She wore him!!!! As skin, like a FREAK!

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    Because it is


    there was a picture here

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    that is a good answer but its no the right one

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    SHe didnt shoot him with a lethal gun, maybe something that shoots like a camera perhaps.
    It looks like the ground had a sex change.

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    yup yup
    she was a photographer
    and took a shot of her hubby then did the whole photographing process

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    The only one I know is what starts with f and ends in u c k? And no, it's not a naughty word.


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    fire engine

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    firetruck. ANyways. Its a box with no doors or openings, yet inside it holds the color of gold. WHat is it?
    It looks like the ground had a sex change.

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    FIRETRUCK

    Okay, I have one. Two monkies are playing a game of chess. Wait, no. They just finished. They finished playing chess. And the one monkey says, "Now that's what I call castling!" Crap, no. It was checkers. They were playing checkers and...screw it. I'm no good at riddles.
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    Quote Originally Posted by link31793
    firetruck. ANyways. Its a box with no doors or openings, yet inside it holds the color of gold. WHat is it?
    pee

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    What do I have in my pocket?

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    no
    It looks like the ground had a sex change.

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    Its a box with no doors or openings, yet inside it holds the color of gold. WHat is it?
    An egg. You sooo stole that from The Hobbit

    This one is from the same place.

    This thing all things devours:
    Birds, beasts, trees, flowers;
    Gnaws iron, bites steel;
    Grinds hard stones to meal;
    Slays king, ruins town,
    And beats high mountain down.

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    DarkLadyNyara's riddle is Time. Now my turn:

    A man walks into a bar and asks for a glass of water. The barman takes out a shotgun and fires it once up into the air. The man says, "Thank you," and then walks out again.

    Why did this happen?
    Money, power, sex... and elephants.
    -- Capt. Simon Illyan, ImpSec

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