What's the story behind your name? The one your parents gave you, that is. Not your stupid internet name, you dumb jerk! That's right, DMKA! I know you're going to read this by hovering your mouse over it so I'm not even going to try >
My dad got my name back when he worked on the floor of a factory. He was moving something on skids (I call them skids; my dad calls them skids. However, recently I've heard a different name for them. It was in an article about video game cliches. I don't remember the name now, though, so I will proceed in calling them skids. If you don't follow me, well, stfu.) and he saw the name he ended up giving me on the side of it. I think he saw, though, what I see as the bastardized spelling of it - Stewart, rather than Stuart, which is correct. That is my name.
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