-Spontaneous Combustion
Result: Mouth aflame for forty minutes.
-Playing "ankles" in the parking lot at Perkins.
Result: It's funny to pull someone's underwear down in public.
-Having a 3 AM egg war between seven people in two cars
Result: Three hours, a roll of paper towels, and half a bottle of windex.
-Using a free AOL CD at some point or another.
Result: Self explanatory.

There was an article similar to this with photographic glory on Something Awful a while back. Good times.