Anything from Despair Inc. is gold. Samuraid is teh smarest.
'Don't be so modest, you're not that great'.
"What would I do with a million dollars? Two chicks at the same time."
"You shouldn't take life too seriously. You'll never get out alive."
My MySpace page: http://www.myspace.com/index.cfm?fus...20050527141834
God grant me the serenity to accept the things I can not change
Courage to change the things I can
And the wisdom to know the difference.
"2+2=4"
-Nobody in particular
there was a picture here
"A sphere may be pointless but it is not necessarily useless." -Me
That's right. I rock.
Boldly go.
“If God really is the sole progenitor of mankind, then obviously he can f@#$ himself.”
"I hate EVERYTHING." -Bleys
Ansem:
Jackass Jock: Billy, you're a fairy.
Me: *examines nails and speaks in bored tone* Nymphs and sprites exist only in the minds of the infantile and ignorant...
Jackass Jock: Huh? I said you're a fairy!
Me: *sighs and examines other hand's nails* I have no wings; I am 6'5", and I speak in a deep voice. I have no paranormal powers, save for my intellect, which is only paranormal when compared to the likes of you... I lack all the qualities of the mythical creatures you suggest. *looks up at Jackass Jock* I sincerely hope that your prowess at football outweighs your mental development, or you're bound to a future as naught but a burden on society... *walks away*
Lindy:
lol ur gay
"Pi is exactly three!"
-- Professor Frink.
"From where I stood I could see a huge beam of projected light flooding up into infinity from the reactor. It was like a laser light, caused by the ionisation of the air. It was light-bluish, and it was very beautiful. I watched it for several seconds. If I'd stood there for just a few minutes I would probably have died on the spot because of gamma rays and neutrons and everything else that was spewing out."
-- Alexander Yuvchenko.
Money, power, sex... and elephants.
-- Capt. Simon Illyan, ImpSec
Living For Tommorows