Laguna: All right, I got the right map. All we need to do is go to the right and we're at the bar! *Turns to the left*
Kiros: That's the left, idiot.
Ward: He's right, ya know.
Laguna: Hey, you're not Raijin, got it? Okay good. *Thinking* I still don't know my lefts and rights! No dinner again!

In the training grounds...
Squall: I have officially trained a T-Rexaur!
Quistis: Great! All you need to do is find a Chocobo, a Tonberry, a Cactuar, a Wendigo and Irvine's gun, and you've completed the SeeD test!
Squall: God help me.

In the Library...
Rinoa: Hey Zell, what are you reading about?
Zell: *Quickly hides book* Uhm... nothing!
Rinoa: Tell me! Or else... *Reaches for her pocket*
Zell: NOOO!!! Please!!! Not my very first clothes!

In the Dormitory...
Selphie: Where would Squall hide his gunblade? It would make me a fortune!
Irvine: Where would I leave my gun? It's worth a fortune!
Cid: Where are my sunglasses? It would make me a dude!
Edea: Where's my voodoo doll? It would make me a cheesecake!
Ellone: Where would Ward hide his harpoon? I need to practice my weightlifting!
Squall: WTF are you doing in my dorm?!?!
Rinoa: WTF are you doing in Squall's dorm?!?!
Quistis: WTF are you doing with my spare glasses?!?!
Ultimecia: WTF are you doing to my air-konditioning system which kools my kastle and pwns all the other buildings!?!? *Explosion is heard*
Ultimecia: NOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! MY KASTLE!!! MY AIR-KONDITIONING!!! MY FILES OF YURI!!! Er... I didn't do anything!
Zell: Oooh! A hotdog! *Prepares to eat the hotdog*
Seifer: ZELL!!! WTF ARE YOU DOING TO MY HOTDOG!!!

Later in the Cafeteria...
Squall: Oooh! A flashback!

In the flashback...
Quistis: Squall, do you know how to use your gunblade?
Squall: I'm a gunblade specialist, of course I know!
Ifrit: Prove it. *Squall softly pokes Ifrit* ACK!!! Guess I'll have to join you...

FIN