Things FF8 Characters Would Never Say...

[muzzer]

Ultemicia:i shall destroy all SeeD
*phone rings*
Ultemicia:NO I DO NOT WANT TO UPGRADE MY LONG DISTANCE SERVICE!!!!!!!!!

thats all ur gettin i cant think of anymore

[Pouring Rain]

Funny. Urm...

Irvine: I hate girls.
Fuijin: ME TOO.
Irvine: What are you talking about? You ARE a girl.

not that funny, I know -_-

[Shiny]

thats all ur gettin i cant think of anymore :choc: :moomba:

Psh. Fine don't share your goodness. I will share mine instead.

Seifer: "I don't care about Seed. I don't need to join it either; as a matter of fact I'm not even going to try to!"

[G SpOtZ]

Doomtrain: I'll bring some chicken soup. Feel better!

[Anaisa]

Seifer: "I don't care about Seed. I don't need to join it either; as a matter of fact I'm not even going to try to!"

I think Seifer does actually think this to himself.

[smittenkitten]

"Im the only gay in the village" :joey:

[muzzer]

Psh. Fine don't share your goodness. I will share mine instead.

Seifer: "I don't care about Seed. I don't need to join it either; as a matter of fact I'm not even going to try to!"

im lying


You think i look cool if i pretend to be thinking about something poetic?



Ow! that really hurt

[zellv2]

seifer: zell lets be friends
squall: zell you chicken wuss
zell: squall can i use your gunblade

[Pouring Rain]

Seifer: Yahoooooie!
Squall: Hiya!

[TurkSlayer]

Fujin: Damn it, why have I been screaming so much?
Seifer/Raijin:
Fujin: What?

[Shiny]

I think Seifer does actually think this to himself.

But the point is he doesn't say it.

[Willy]

"You re making me angry...You wont like me...when im angry..."

[Shin Gouken]

Raijin: "Ya Know-se is bleedin, Ya Know"

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Seifer: yeah, so what if i do take fashion tips from Simon Cowell. Look, they wont go down any further alright!

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Ifrit: So Shiva, do you think maybe we should like, wear clothes or something?

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Zell: Rinoa where on earth have you been, we've been looking everywhere for you. we've got the world to save you know!

Rinoa: I was taking a dump. What just coz we've got the world to save it means i cant fire one out?

Zell: Oh right. Was it a good one?

Rinoa: Not really, splashed toilet water all up my arse!

[Social Moon Firesky]

LMFAO!

Here's my pathetic contribution:

Squall: (After he's been slashed across the face) This isn't blood...It's ketchup.
(Zell runs up and licks his face)

Zell: Yo, Squall. Can I see your gunblade?
Squall: Which one? Heh heh heh...:joey:

Fujin: (In a snooty accent) The rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain.

Leviathan: ARGHHHHHHH! HELP! I can't swim! I'm drowning!

Irvine: (To Vincent) You absolute cad! I challenge you to a gun duel at dawn! *Slaps Vincent with a glove*
Vincent: Oh, it is SO on now, bitch!

[muzzer]

Irvine: Im taking a vow of celibacy